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Just carpeted AP - please make supportive noises! Tired mum, patience exhausted.

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BoffinMum · 23/02/2009 08:21

Long post, apologies in advance. Badly need to get this off my chest.

Some of you may be familiar with my AP saga. We've had a lot of APs over the years, some good, some ad, some indifferent.

Basically the current one is a nice enough lass of 21, who has been with me since November, and was at university doing a biology degree last academic year, but often very inefficient, and had to be dealt with by the agency early on for only doing what she felt like doing when she felt like doing it, resulting in minor but persistent domestic chaos which was driving me nuts. There has been some improvement in key areas since then but there are still problems.

Background is I am having a fourth baby in 5 weeks, have bad SPD, and am very very tired, so need a reasonable level of domestic support.

Recent misdemeanours have included failing to come home at the time she is supposed to, because she felt like taking DS2 (7) to the shops and library spontaneously, so DS1 (11) came home to an empty house after school and panicked and went back to school in tears, causing a major incident with the Deputy Head phoning me etc (I was at the hospital for an appointment). I carpeted her for that, and told her if it ever happened again she would be on the next plane back home because the children's safety was paramount. I noticed a more minor repeat of the incident happened on DH's watch a couple of weeks ago, but he is a bit of a softy, and didn't tell her off like I did.

There's a lot more stuff as well. I was in the kitchen last night and noticed the oven door was looking grubby, so went over to give it a quick wipe. The back story here is that I have just had Ovenu in to completely overhaul it at a cost of £120, because the AP had not been wiping it after spilling things and it had got into a right state. I had explained to her the need to wipe up after yourself when using ovens, otherwise the fat etc all bakes on and then makes the thing impossible to use (which she had originally been complaining about). When I opened the oven door I could see that she can't have wiped it once since the bloke came, because it was caked in dirt and grease, the Lakeland teflon liner at the bottom had spilled fat all over it and was so grimy and greasy it could hardly be removed from the oven floor, and there was a tray of charred cooked food from the end of last week sitting there in pride of place on the middle shelf. Ugh.

I started cleaning up after her using my Lakeland oven chemicals, such was the state of the thing, but it soon became clear that she had let it go to the point where it needed the man to come in again after only 4 weeks of relatively light use. You should know that it was very painful for me to scrub away at the oven with my hips in the state they are in, and also I cannot cook myself at the moment because I can't lift the hot dishes.

She also has been taking 8-10 hours to fold the washing and do the ironing each week, a job which has taken other APs up to 4 hours and takes me 2 in my normal fit state, and spends a lot of time hiding in the utility room doing this, but failing to help the children with their homework and music practice, which is what she is supposed to be doing between 4-5 each day. I try to help the kids as well but the painkilling drugs I am on mean I can be quite out of it sometimes at this time of day, and this is very hard. The laundry backlog got particularly huge last week and I found DH in there late one evening trying to finish off the pairing of socks, folding of school polo shirts and so on from the mountain, but he works a 60-70 hour week and frankly I do not think he should have to do this.

Similarly I showed her how to clean the kids' room and shower room a couple of times (the only cleaning she is supposed to do apart from wiping up after herself), but she has reverted to that thing APs do where they just do a bit of token dusting and hoovering in the easy areas, leaving the ornaments, tops of shelves and so on. We now have a situation in which the window frame is literally black with mould, a problem as we are all allergic to mould spores here. She has not wiped the window once, that means. You can also draw in the dust.

I have just sat her down and told her she has to start doing all her jobs properly and thoroughly, and is on two weeks' notice to improve otherwise we will have to review whether she stays at all. She did a bit of a poor little girl act (she is good at that, particularly with DH) but I just told her to pull her socks up and give us the help we need and are paying for, not what she can be bothered to do. This means she may well give notice herself leaving me stranded just before the birth, and rather rueing having paid an agency £400 to provide us with her last November, but I am thinking I probably can't go on picking up the pieces after her.

Has anyone else had problems like this, and what was the resolution??

Also any supportive murmurings badly needed here.

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morningpaper · 23/02/2009 20:14

I learnt a technique from one physio where I could 'click' my hips 'back in' using a table leg and a chair - it worked quite a lot.

With my first, I was terrible during the pg but literally within hours of having her, the pain was JUST GONE - it was weird

With second the pain has persisted quite badly still 3 years later although the drugs normally work. Having said that, diclofenac did nothing for me! But naproxen with valium and ibroprofen is magical. And with vodka it's AMAZING

BoffinMum · 23/02/2009 20:16

Morningpaper, people would pay serious money for that kind of high.

Tell me more about the hip clicking technique!

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morningpaper · 23/02/2009 20:18

I KNOW! AND I GET IT ON THE NHS!

ok not the vodka

Well it was a good seven years ago now... there was some sort of complicated TECHNIQUE she showed me but I have forgotten it

Somethig like: I would sort of sit on a chair, facing a table leg, and then put pressure of the inside of the hip that felt OK (I think) and then press it as hard as I could and that would sometimes work

or not

BoffinMum · 23/02/2009 20:20

I sometimes think that about the Oramorph, especially with free prescriptions. How cool is that?

I will experiment with the table leg thing, and I am seeing the physio on Wednesday so I will ask him about it too.

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morningpaper · 23/02/2009 20:26

Yes good idea

Thing is, some physios say "Well there is nothing ACTUALLY out of place..." and so won't treat the "my hip has fallen out" symptom seriously, even thought that is what is feels like. Maybe if you tell him that you felt it 'pop back' and it was okay for a bit, he might suggest something?

BoffinMum · 23/02/2009 21:00

He did say that, actually. Which can't be right because it's obvious to me the mechanics is skewed.

I have been sent away to clench my glute muscles.

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Millarkie · 23/02/2009 22:07

Umm..I know nuffin about painkillers but lots of sympathy for the non-effective AP. We had a great one, and are now still persevering with another of the 'not bad enough to sack but hassle is more than benefit most of the time' type. Ours is improving but I am getting tired of having to have 'talks' with her every other day. Glad your AP has decided to 'grow up', hope it lasts .

BoffinMum · 23/02/2009 23:12

I just wish there was a kind of course you could send them on so they learnt what was expected and necessary without the mum of the house having to get so fed up first.

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Quattrocento · 23/02/2009 23:25

Boffin, I do feel your pain - well as far as the AP is concerned - many of us have been there and have the scars.

  1. I think that 25 hours a week is a maximum for APs and you seem to be working yours to the max. We've always asked ours for around 15-20 hours of fairly light work.
  1. APs can't clean. I don't know why they can't, but it is just a given. They just can't. I seem to recall that I was pretty useless at cleaning at that age too. Why can't you get your cleaner (for I sense there is one lurking in the background) to do the spores stuff.
  1. The crucial time is the coming home from school stuff isn't it? The time when you need them to do the homework and piano practice and stuff. Make that absolutely non-negotiable.
  1. How is her language course and stuff going? IME a happy AP is usually a more productive AP. Has she made friends locally?

Good luck

BoffinMum · 24/02/2009 10:53

Ladies.
I have seen a miracle.
My oven gleams.
My AP smiles.
All is right with the world.

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blueshoes · 24/02/2009 11:51

Hallelujah!

Helen31 · 24/02/2009 12:04

Yay Boffinmum - not being a AP expert, I obviously don't know about these things, but presumably there's some sort of medal/sash/crown that you get now for clearly being the Queen of the APs?

BoffinMum · 24/02/2009 12:53

Hey Helen, I would accept a sash, except I imagine I will be on here in the future lamenting another childcare woe.

She really did a smashing job on the oven. She has done it slightly better than the professional guy who came in, tbh.

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