The "Scorpio is in labour, how long will everyone else have to wait" thread...

[SquonkTheBeerGuru]

new thread.

for Scorpio

All these rules, I don't think I'll ever fit in!

*foggy8 am going to change my name to chickenhawk and chase you

joss, I swear if you post that when I'm in labour I'll stop what am doing and come round and brain you!!!

nosnikrap - we'll keep you right

thanks dizzy

Dizzy.

Just trying to help.

one vote for nosnik here!

sorry joss - I just have an adversion to that song lol

come oooonnnnnnnnnnnnn scorpio, you've had ages!!!!!!!

AMIBU in thinking she's had long enough

where's squonk?!?!?

nah, nosnikrap - there aren't any rules.

well... ish

I agree that your name is a tad difficult to type, and I think I've guessed your surname

so if you did fancy a change...

am here dizzy - am watching Have I got News For You, checking my silent phone, chatting on MSN and MNing.

busy, busy, busy!!!!

good lord, you are the epitimy of multi tasking squonk SCORPIO take note - look at everything squonk can do, surely you can give birth and be on MN at same time?!?!?!?!?

haven't heard any of the jokes on the telly though, and I did send an MSN message to my friend that said "evil"

Because I thought I was playing the word game on here.

And you lot keep shouting coz I'm not here.

So perhaps I am the epitome of crapness and I should stick to ONE THING!!!!

pmsl squonk - your efforts are appreciated

yes, starlight, you can.

you will.

you must.

tis anoher MN rule

nosnikrap - you do have a blackberry, don't you

ok ok I've been rumbled, I am rubbish at thinking up names!

no baby then? off to bed, and i wil lawait my text update

night my lovelies x

I wouldn't charge extra.

Twould be a condition of doula-ing that I got to MN throughout the labour

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is that another requirement squonk?

no, tis 6th rule of MN after telling lulu first, etc etc

mn doula knows she has to update with every contraction or cm dialated

night almost fake lulu, sleep well