The "Scorpio is in labour, how long will everyone else have to wait" thread...

[SquonkTheBeerGuru]

new thread.

I agree with starlight.

nosnik is easy to type and it's still "you" but it's your name, so entirely up to you

a black berry I mean?

now I just gotta work out how to change it !!

well, we're trying to persuade the government to give every pregnant mother a blackberry so they can keep us updated from the labour ward!

but so far we're not having much luck.

Mainly due to me forgetting to ask them though, so you never know

I assume Nosnikrap is a vampire. Traditionally they 'disguise' their names thus.

brocolli, you've been reading TP again

Do they? I'd like it if I couldn't see my reflection at the mo! Got mother of all cold sores on my left nostril, sexy!

in support of nosnik (as she is now )

"Nosnik" looks mush better, like a Nordic goddess or something! perhaps without the cold sore!

My baby is grinding his/her head into my pelvis and it ffing hurts!

mush?

grinding head sounds hopeful.

wonder where lulu's got to?

nosnik - very nice, suits you when are you due?

squonk are you misses gordon brown, do you have that kind of influence?!?!?!?!

lulu had to go to bed

he/she has been doing it all week, hope it is a good sign, Lulu went to bed didn't she?

I have head grinding too.

And every time I say OWWW and wince, everyone looks all hopeful... "contractions???!"

It's like a pool cue in a piece of chalk. Stoppit.

I'm due on Monday I can't sleep cos I'm so excited!!!

nah, dizzy... alan johnson was on here the other day doing a live chat and I was given the job of asking him for the free blackberries.

but I went out and forgot!

TP's about all I can cope with at this late stage of pregnancy. Comfort reading.

I've been missing things on this thread.

~What is in the toybox?

he's my fave, brocolli did you watch the color of magic?

Couldn't have put it better Broccoli! When my bladder is full first thing its such an emergency! specially since loo is downstairs!

phew, starlight - thought I was going mad! scrolled down and couldn't see anything.

Satisfy my curiosity though... was it your car keys?

haven't got round to TP, assuming that is Terry Pratchett