The "Scorpio is in labour, how long will everyone else have to wait" thread...

[SquonkTheBeerGuru]

new thread.

my brain hurts!!

I think i should resgn from keeping the list! I can;t even keep up with who is on the thread nevermind which ones are pregnant!!!

Bar in honour of Scorpio and Millie. Come get your champagne or champagne truffles for those of us with child!!!

hi everyone, been busy all day eating and shopping, I wish I was in labour! Just puked though and am feeling irrationally tired and cried watching look who's talking now on Living! are these good signs? I'm 39+6 X

when she says above, she really means below

hi nosnik, nice to see you tonight.

it's above as you're typing it.

But by the time we read it, it's below.

OH!!! unless you're not on mumsnet classic.

of course I forgot that they changed everything, because I immediately changed it back again!

Ignore me.

above it is....

as you were

I don't like MN classic, I much prefer the new layout. Its easier for my little brain.

no, it changed not that long ago.

Don't you remember when it used to be blue and the most recent posts were at the top?

Then they changed it (unless you reverted straight away to "mumsnet classic") so that it's all black and the most recent posts are at the bottom...

ahem excuse me Squonk, but with all these lists, please remember I booked your virtual bacon-butty-and-honorary-doula skills for July ages ago (back on Angua's thread, I think!).

haven't forgotten, poledra.

tis in my diary for late June... "Get more bacon"

oh i see squonk is now the favourite doula i taught her everything, doncha know !she;d be nothing without me ! NOTHING I TELL YOU! NOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTHIIIIIIIIIIIING!

any fakon on the go this morning?

any babies?

Please don't fight - I may well cry.

Oh come on babymakers, stop keeping us waiting!
I've had my stitches out now so can do proper celebratory dances and everything!

TMI warning......

just lost a big old wedge of mucus - a sign non?

Oh no!
Whatcha gonna do?

i doubt it was that they didn;t like you !! it would most likely be that they got a firm booking from someone. (((hug))) i will help you as much as i can online. or you can move into my spare room at 38 weeks!

dondons, that is a show.. means you are dilating/effacing a little.

starlight, have another look on doula uk and also nurturing birth have a doula directory.