The "Scorpio is in labour, how long will everyone else have to wait" thread...

[SquonkTheBeerGuru]

new thread.

are they ok, were you just up checking or were the up up?

morning foggy! nothing to report her mam!

bacon and kettle are on though!

Just checking in (whilst toast is toasting) ... c'mon Scorpio!

everyone is full of cold chez squonk - so they were up coughing, sneezing, getting into mummy and daddy's bed, sticking toes up mummy's nostrils, kicking mummy in between the shoulder blades, stuff like that.

Then dd1's alarm clock went off - she's stopped out at her mate's house [grr]

Then dp fell out of bed

Then the littlies realised it was daylight and decided the bed makes a good trampoline.

nowt out of the ordinary, no

sausage butty anyone?

C'mon Scorpio!!!! Thinking of you honey. xx

no news?

morning everyone

am going to do "mum" and "wifey" stuff today, but I promise I will post as soon as I get any kind of message from scorpio.

If you don't hear from me, there is nothing to tell.

I'll check in on and off through the day anyway.

(and if I should happen to be out [unlikely with dd2's temp, but possible] then I shall text lulu)

ooohhh sausages, are they link or square, am scottish you know

sorry to hear you had such a disturbed night, mine both slept through for first time in ages and yet I still kept waking up to check I could hear them breathing

motning lulu

bacon nearly done, eggs anyone? potato scone, its sat so we can push the boat out and have a bit of a fry up

Just checking in too I bet you scorpio is holding her little bundle and is so happy she has forgotten about everything

Go on dizzy veggie fry up for me

no problem kitty, I do some mean mushrooms, eggs, tomato and potato scones! might even chuck on some beans for you too! how was your night?

Thanks night was fine not out too late though I'm still knackered today DD2 was up about 4 times though, DP gets up to her but every time I get wakened I need to pee which takes me about 5 mins to get out of bed.

dd1 woke me up going to loo and I stayed there waiting dh would let me have a very rare lie in, some farking hope - he doesn't start work till 4pm either, anyway, had to get up - stupid bladder!

think I can hear dd2 beating her dolls head off the cot but am not going up, if I'm up he can get up to

so there

Quite right, my DP has gone out for a 15 mile run (he's training for a marathon) so I had to get up with both of them, they are now arguing over a jigsaw on the floor.

pmsl - am off up to suggest that to dh

I know he's insane but it keeps him happy he was actually "looking forward" to getting up at 7 and running this morning.

its not right lol

do you mind me asking where in lanarkshire you are kitty? we're going to arrange a meet in cupar at cairnie farm (which is fab) if you're not too far maybe you'd fancy it?!

cairnie

web site does not do it justice, tis brilliant place

I'm near Motherwell dizzy so Cupar is a way away from me I'm afraid. I'm a bit fearty when it comes to driving as well.

ah pants! will ask again nearer the time incase you're feeling brave!

fry up ready, ketchup or brown sauce?!?

some of my lot are in hamilton so will come visit one day and we'll do strathclyde or caulder glen then

Good Morning Everyone.

Sooooo.......no news yet?

I'll have a sausage sandwich please - brown sauce.

one sausage sarnie coming up

tea, coffee??!?!?

how are your feet after marathon dance bar?!

Ketchup definitely

Hamiltons adventurous for me just now, driving hurts as well am in agony this morning playing for walking about shopping yesterday, Oh I'm like a 90yo woman.

I've been to Cupar a few times in my previous life visiting lettuces and strawberries (don't ask!)

Come on Scorpio. I need to have a bath and go and pack.

Please could I have a sausage sandwich.