The "Scorpio is in labour, how long will everyone else have to wait" thread...

[SquonkTheBeerGuru]

new thread.

when are you due dizzy? are you scared? DS was 9lb 2oz. born super man style. His dad 5'8" this baby's dad 6'3" oooer

me too joss, it was like a real life biography and I kept having to check it was fiction! End in the film is like booo rubbish, impossible to recreate build up and emotion like the book

I should have chosen better when picking a dh nosnik am not married an irish rugby playing polis!!!

due 30th july - am just delighted to have got this far after a few complications and will deal with the size when they scan me again at 34wks!

i had extra scans, 28, 32, and 36 weeks, they can bugger off next time (if all goes well with this one), i feel like an experiment!

hope all goes well with ur pregnancy now dizzy.

I'm off to bed, night everyone. I'll check in for breakfast!

know how you feel, with this one its been every 2 weeks since 12 wks and at 20wks I told them I wouldn't be back till 28

thank you and sleep well, remember to have a cheeky tweak of the nips

going to get off to bed guys.

Am leaving the phone downstairs, so I won't be updating anything till the morning now.

Of course, scorpio herself might, so you lot can all stay up and thread-watch if you like

cheers, I've been tweaking every night for 2 weeks, maybe tonight's the night! night again

squonk rule 8 states that

'she who is in charge of mobile phone must be awake and able to update at all times'

night x

yes, but rule number 9 states

"updating birth thread shall remain entirely at the phone-holder's discretion and thread-watchers must abide by her rules at all times"

so rule 9 cancels out rule 8.

ta-ra

Due next Friday

ooohhhh - you're good!

sorry, bobsmum... couldn't resist. twas very norty of me.

I shall take myself off to bed now in penance

Any Noooos?

joss squonk is the only one with the power of the info and she's gone off to bed - will have to wait till tomorrow - come on over and I'll get you another cocktail

Morning,

No baby yet??????

Scorpio?????

Squonk????

wake up Squonk!

Any news?????

just so's you all know, I checked my phone at 4.00am, 5.30am and 7am.

Had there been any news I would have immediately fired up the laptop.

Phone completely silent.

come on scorpio, we want a pic of millie

oh squonky - I take it all back, your devotion is admirable!!

scorpio I hope you're not on because you and millie are all snuggled up in your cosey bed at home mooning over each other and not worrying a jot about anything else

I almost left the computer on so I could post nothing reports through the night, but I'd already switched it off, and it didn't seem worth putting it on again.

And I wasn't being devoted really, I was up with the littlies. I just checked the phone as I was passing

Just clocking in