Friend (40+2) is inviting MW SIL round to tea.......

[horseshoe]

And while she is there she gonna do a quick sweep for her.

I wonder how you would suggest that into a conversation??

maybe.... "after you have eaten your hobnob could you stick a couple of fingers up my flange"????

I just found the thought rather funny

Midwife's sister in law?
But why?
Surely you need the midwife?

LOL - I meant SIL MW.

Mind you if it is just a case of 2 fingers and you get REALLY desperate.... i guess...

LOL.