Peachy and VS's when-will-this-baby-come thread: all comers very welcome to join in

[Peachy]

Following on from Angua's thread as that's nigh on fuill and she has her lovely baby.....

Am 41 weeks tomorrow and VS is on a deadline for her VABC- help! LOL

Wow!! Love the badge. Betcha anything the baby will come mid week!

Will maybe have Indian tomorrow night

and getting Sky on Saturday, wahooooooo!!

The baby will come on Sunday then, so you wont have time to play around with Sky.
We got a Wii and DS arrived about 4 days later so I never got to play on it until we had the Wii for 4 months.

your waters will break all over the sky man

Dear Baby

According to my records and with reference to your tenancy agreement (dated 12 July 2007), you are now in breach of your lease which expired on 15 April 2008. As you will recall, the lease specified that I would provide free accommodation, amentiies and all meals for a total of 40 weeks only. You have now exceeded that time frame by 2 days.

As a gesture of goodwill, I will extend your lease for a maximum of 14 days from 15 April 2008, after which you will be removed by force. My midwife bailliff will be inspecting the door to your accommodation at 12.30 hours tomorrow to ensure that your exit is in no way impinged. (You may feel a slight prod.)

Alternative accommodation has been prepared for you. Please do not rip damage the hallway on your exit.

Kind regards

M. Other

PMSL

thats brilliant dondons

i have promoted you up the list

now you can race with scorpio

Scorpio and Dondons
EllieG
puhpeng and piccalilli2
Kayz(in dec lol)

ready

steady

go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dondons, that is FANTASTIC!

Well done. pmsl at (amongst other bits) "you may feel a slight prod"

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Love your eviction notice dondons (though I think you may mean impeded, not impinged)
Can I have a bacon butty before I get kicked back to Pedants' Corner?

loving the letter !! very funny

scorpio, so , some strong twinges and a show,..... good stuff!

squonk, you are quite right re engagement of the head

The letter is great dondons.

gaaaaaaah

baby is not only invading my womb but is eating my brain knowledge of English language.......... second pedant to get me this week!

we are changing internet provider this weekend.....if i cant get on net i will text peachy and squonk when she is born anyway so someone will announce!

ok scorpio!!

Just barging in to say: Dondons - that's one of the best things I've ever read in my six years on mumsnet! Brilliant!

Scorpio, my DH has just text me to see if you were in labour yet. What should I say?

tell him NO i am not!!

LOL, will do.

Getting fed up?

yes

tell him i will text when i am, lol!

He says he feels like a real member of MN now. Bless him.

Maybe I should stop talking about MN to him all the time

get him to join in his own right, kayz