Chicken jokes......there must be loads!!

[sylvev]

Hi
Still converting our playhouse into a chicken house, so thought I'd amuse myself with a chicken joke thread....

Ahem...
Why did the chicken visit the clairvoyant?

....To get to the other side!

Two chickens were walking down the road, one spotted a coffee shop on the other side and said to the other, "do you fancy nipping over for a cup of coffee?" The other replied, "best not, we'd never hear the end of it!"

Grandpa : In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ...

How do you stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday? Eat him on Saturday!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? He wanted to get to the other slide.

What is Superchicken's real identity? Cluck Kent.

Why did the chicken cross the internet? It wanted to get to the other site.

What are you planning doing if you jump off a cliff with a chicken in each hand ?

A. Hen gliding.

it isn't a joke but I must see things from a chicken keepers perspective - as I misread the word her in the title of this thread as HEN www.mumsnet.com/Talk/2230/514572 made me look at the thread!

what do you call a female peacock form Brussels?

A europeaHEN

Frog goes into library, can't find anything he fancies to read.
Goes to the desk, asks the chicken on duty for suggestions.

What did the chicken say when she found an orange in your nest?

"Look what mama-lade"!!

Obviously HER nest, oh I never could tell a joke properly

lol sylvev, it is the way you tell them!

I am crap at telling/remembering jokes too, dh delights in telling me the same crap jokes over and over again.

What do you call a chicken dictator?

Atilla the Hen

Who is a hen's favourite author?

Charles Chickens!!

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