Help name our two chickens!

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We just bought two brown rangers. Light brown colour... Can't think of a name! DH wants Popcorn and Nugget but I feel like that's a bit cruel!

Got any other suggestions? Humorous or serious both acceptable

Are they boys or girls?

Dorothy and Gladys, Doris and Edith, Ida and Cissie or any other old lady names.

Thelma and Louise

Hen Solo
Princess Layer

Ours all have old lady names!

Peri peri
Nandos

It's a slightly cruel (and lighthearted) suggestion, but how about Stewart, or stew for short? Maybe call the other one soup?
We have neighbours who have a duck called crispy?

Forgot to add they're both ladies

Popcorn and nugget are so funny though.

I was thinking Clucky and lucky but I am a not crap with names

Mildred and Margaret ( Maggie)

Maureen and Millicent

Hinge and Bracket

Mel and Sue

Thelma and Louise

Elsa and Anna

Barbara and Margo

Henny and Penny

We had Kylie and Danni Miniyolk for a while

Aleesha Chickson also

We had a phase of old lady names and also jewels Ruby, Pearl, Beryl Di-amond

Eglantine and Henrietta
Bubble and Squeak
Bitter and Twisted
Martha and Muffin
Delia and Nigella

Cressida and Winifred

Sage and Onion
Lemon and Herb
Rogan and Josh

Ooh I like the old lady or posh names I also like Delia and Nigella! Aaagh can't decide! Will have to create a shortlist this evening.

Do come back and tell us the finalists / winning names!

Our guinea pigs are Enid, Mabel and Betsy.

We almost went with Sybil instead of Mabel. Deirdre, Maud and Britney were in the running.

I was going to suggest Henrietta and Allegra but I think Hen Solo and Princess Layer are better!

Our 4 chickens are called Carmella, Hetty, Maggie and Debbie.

You know you're going to end up with more don't you! They are addictive!

Posh and Becks

Georgina and Mildred

Reggie and Ronnie

Edwina and Nigella (Edwin's after Edwina Curry and the salmonella scare!)