Can I pretend to be a fox and finish off the neighbour's cockerel?

[Oddsocksrus]

I hate the bastard, the fucker crows all damn day (I work from home) and starts up at about 3.45 at the moment...
I love my neighbours, they give me eggs and are just lovely people, the cockerel however has woken me every day for two weeks at dawn and I feel no love

I have a three year old, heaven knows we aren't a silent household but!

Go on, talk me down, tell me how to start the conversation please

My neighbour came round the other year and asked if I was intending to keep my cockerel as it was disturbing them. In the interest of good relations I cut its head off (cockerel not neighbour).

Maybe just politely ask similar. I didn't mind my neighbour telling me (much), it didn't disturb me but it was disturbing them and I could do something about it. Not sure she would cut her yappy dogs head off though for me!

Are you the same poster who started the thread about the camo clothes, the tree house and the air rifle?

No scaevola, that wasnt me but thanks for the idea, there is a excellent tree that would take me in range...... Hmmmmmmm

Thread here

Yes you can do it, I will allow it but ONLY on the condition you make the mating fox call noise.

And ears. You must wear fox ears.

I have waited all my life to say this but "Wear the fox hat"