Well, the story is one of rain, mostly, but a particularly "funny after the event" moment when DH attacked me in the night when I stepped over him to retrieve my beeping phone! There is a thread here somewhere. He thought I was an intruder!
Thing is he's not a natural outdoor kind of man, he likes his telly and he likes to be ironed whereas the three of us, me and the DCs, like our wellies and are not adverse to eating outside in creased up clothes !!
Still, the silver lining is that we are now going to Florida instead, only took me 17 years to talk him into it! Woo hoo!