So far this camping trip I've...

[PuttingDownRoots]

1. Sliced my hand open on the penknife
2. tripped over nearly taking out the camp kitchen, landing on the gas bottle
3. Dropped my campbed on my foot
4. Knocked my wine over

Weve been here 4hrs. I'm a bit accident prone... but not this bad ..

You "nearly" knocked your wine over. You did not knock your wine over so enjoy a nice glass, or lots of glasses, of wine while camping.

It definitely doesn't say she nearly knocked her wine over.

Are you there with the OP?

@NotTooOldPaul wtf 😂😂

I'm bemused that its the wine causing the most distress.

Fear not, it was only a quarter of a glass spilt.

You are right. Knocking wine over is a disaster. Maybe if that disaster had happened to me I'd have read the original post correctly.
I'll now say to @PuttingDownRoots find more wine quickly.
(I'll also make sure I read more carefully before posting in future)

I'm also prone to clumsiness. We just got back from a trip where I managed not to injure myself * , which is unprecedented.
Did manage to break the kettle and my phone screen though.

• Apart from getting stung by nettles on my arms which then came out in hives.

Not to mention your terrible formatting of a list...

😉

I hang my head in shame.

Fortunately I've had no further injuries today. We did however discover we forgot the large frying pan, making breakfast a bit awkward

Have you trodden barefoot on a slug yet?