sallystrawberry et al. are we having a mumsnet camping pissfest this year becuase i'm not getting a holiday and need to secretly stash money

[custy]

and theres also a summer meet up in birmingham - well i cant do both.

must be stated i want conplete retro student debauchery and not walking up snowdon or owt.

is this happening?

and the kids thing - are kids coming - becuase i dont like them.

pmsl @ complete retro student debauchery...

Snakebite, slinging yourself round to the Stone Roses, chewing the face offa the dj's best mate and throwing up all the way to the kebab house......before rolling home for a couple of doobies and talking shit all night

....O-k! when and where???

sally are you ignoring me?

Ooh God,I'd be up for that.
Sounds like my sort of night.

you can cook

Oh I'll cook for half of Britain.Quite happy with that as long as someone keeps me glass full and lights my fags.

fags & [horror]

Oh i'd be up for that too are we talking with or without children?

Please say without.

God,no kids.
Yuck

Thank feck for that count me in!

ledodgy see debauchery below

debauchery. with booze.

the venue will be key me thinks.

i quite fancy a body of water nearby.

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would love to do this but am pissed right now so willnhave to think sober, but yeahhhhhh i'll come

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when are you on annual leave?

i got stoned in a tent once

it was hilarious. i was in the lake district and the place had a security guard.

he stone torch on tent and said "quiet in there" at much stoned laughing.

i swear i couldnt breathe for laughing ...couldn't breathe!

i got stoend with an old bF in a camper van in a lovley little layby up a long track..
But the thing was, it was at the ehdge of salisbury plain and suddnely the army were doing a maneouver thing right outside the van.
Felt likem we were in 'nam.... they asked u sto mve along and we had to stop ourselves freaking out
crazy night

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I got off my tits d at a NT campsite in the lakes (before kids). We couldn't find our tent as it was so dark and were crawling, very slowly round the campsite feeling for black plastic which I'd put outside the tent. We gave up and ended up lying on our backs, helpless with stoner mirth under a tree, unable to find tent, unable to stop giggling and unable to do anything about finding way back to tent. (we did, somehow, at some point.)

Wasn't so funny next day, having to try to find entire contents of our pockets - including bike keys - from underneath tree...and having to endure all the disapproving glares from fellow campers who'd obviously been pissed off with out giggling......

ah happy days!

y'all are going camping without kids?

whats the point of that then?

why not just go somewhere decent?

Kinda with Filly, I only go if I can take the kids so will quietly sit this out, thanks all the same.