You'll be Nora Titty soon

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Nice comment from MIL! She's coming to stay for the weekend. Last time I saw her she really upset me about bf, dd was 6 months then and I think she assumed I was weaning her off the boob as she started solids. But she's 7 months now and still bf.
It's going to be a loooooong weekend. This is my pre-rant!

Say 'Oh, I see. You have big issues surrounding breastfeeding. Have you ever thought about what has caused them?'

rude and ignorant effing cow.

Tell her it's better than being Nora Batty.

MILs can be difficult ... mine used to be a midwife. She said to me last time "He can manage on 3 solid meals, doesn't need any milk" when he was 10 months. And declared he was "such hard work" as he didn't smile at her instantly when she walked in the room.
Sorry, MIL rant over ... I sympathise!! Remember breath deeply in and out.

I like that TPL!

say 'fuck off you ugly old witch'

then smile sweetly and say, 'oh, i assumed from your comment just now that you were cool with openly rude behaviour. you dried up miserable harpy.'

Nora Titty?! What is she, a twelve year old boy?

Ask her to explain who Nora Titty is. That should embarrass her.

Stupid woman.

ROFL at Cyteen.

cyteen, my thoughts exactly

Who's 'Nora Titty'?

I think she meant it as in DD is chewing away at my boobs! She has mentioned the fact that I will get droopy boobs before - think she feels sorry for DH. 4 more hours of sanity before The Arrival. Urgh.

Ewww at her contemplating your boobs. That's just creepy!