Why in God's name would you want a horrible paisley multi-coloured thing?
After recently having to express in the car and discovering that the kitchen apron I thought would do the job nicely because I am too tight to buy a nursing cover was wholly inadequate as in there was always one breast showing, I thought I might invest in one of these. But with one or two exceptions they are hopelessly garish! Why would you want to drape yourself in one of them?