Jeez! You'd think Ogres would BF, no?

[hotcrossMonkeybun]

I mean, Shrek the Third, what's that all about?

Blardy marrow-bottles?

Where do they get the formula from?

I know she's got triplets and all but it's just not a very good message to your average monster, is it?

just me then.

not seen it mb
ogre tit would mean an 18 rating, probably

I've not seen it either...but I remember when it came out there was some discussion on yahoo list I'm on...

Maybe ogre boobs aren't functional/only there for sexual purposes?

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And how do you sterilise a marrow? Puhleese...

I saw this at Christmas and though the same thing

but I thought it would be really geeky to post about it

On a better, if weirder, note, DH and I watched a very trashy action flick called Shoot 'Em Up where the hero rescued an orphaned newborn from a firefight and, rather than popping to a drugstore for formula and bottles, took him to a lactating prostitute...

Hey MrsB, shame and geekiness never stopped me making an arse of myself.

No but, yeah but, I just had to do a double take and read the last bit of your post again.

That is EXCELLENT. Let's tell the NCT...

Are ogres mammals?

Yes, it didn't look like the Shrek babies were having a milk-substitute, it looked more like crushed eyeballs or similar! ("Actually it's quite good on toast") So perhaps ogre babies don't have a milk phase.

how come Fiona has such a mahoosive cleavage then?

(I will admit when it became apparent it was triplets I was expecting her to reveal a third nipple)

Well yes but one could argue: how was it possible for Donkey and Dragon to reproduce? I think we may have to accept that the biological principles that apply in our world (boobies=mammals, for example) may not be the same in the Shrek universe.

Plus (and I feel I may have given this too much thought), Fiona isn't strictly an ogre but a human cursed to be an ogre. A half-frog human to boot.

That is true actually. The half frog bit. So what do baby frogs do then, being amphibians? Bet they don't have bleeding marrow bottles either.