at the Playmobil hospital - not exactly Baby Friendly :-)

[DrBunsentheHarpsichordCarrier]

in the Playmobil hospital ".... a new born baby is cared for by the nurses and given its first feed" "

pmsl
honestly I couldn't make it up. I swear the bottle is about the same size as the baby.

now showing on Nick Jr

enjoy

better than enormous Playmobil nipples.

pmsl

they could have like a lego connector
a poky out bit for the nipple and a hole for the mouth
just click and go

bump for hunker

and for QV

Oh dear lord.

Reminds me of the other day though, when DS asked for "booby" out of the blue, and DD said "When I grow up, I'll have boobies and I'll be able to give my brother milk".

It was sooooo sweet. My work is done

I saw this advert, i did think it was a shame that they had to use a bottle but I can't see them making a lego nipple anytime soon

block structure porn
(Lego have lawyers you know...)

I would have LOVED this when I was little.

I did have a Tiny Tears, I remember. She had a bottle. You could feed her water and she'd "wet" and "cry real tears" (as her name suggests!). When I was nearly three, I pulled her head off with a fork to see how she did it. So far, I've not done that to the boys...!

(Bit of tubing, she "wet" and "cried real tears" out of her sodding groin and armpits after that.)

i think im beyond shocking then i see lego porn!well done ll

A bit like you then hunker?

it's bad though isn't it
nurses giving baby its first feed with a bottle the size of tree trunk
"a new born baby is given skin to skin contact with his naked sweating mother, who continues to bleed heavily from her fanjo as the placenta is delivered"

"oh no! the cord has snapped! it's a blood bath! here comes a midwife with an alarming yellow face to manually remove the afterbirth"

no the children may not feed the baby with the bottle
a nurse must do it

Harpsi - do you know anything about cords snapping? I will start another thread to ask if you do

playmobils don't have fingers, maybe they don't have nipples as well

not so unusual

but they'd be too big for playmobil's torso

"Heavily PlayMobil Sue is desperate for labour to start. She's 42 weeks pregnant and enlists hubby PlayMobil Dave to use his PlayMobil Penis to administer PlayMobil Prostaglandin right where it's needed"

Um. "Heavily PREGNANT"