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at the Playmobil hospital - not exactly Baby Friendly :-)

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DrBunsentheHarpsichordCarrier · 29/11/2007 08:25

in the Playmobil hospital ".... a new born baby is cared for by the nurses and given its first feed" "

pmsl
honestly I couldn't make it up. I swear the bottle is about the same size as the baby.

now showing on Nick Jr

enjoy

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twentypence · 29/11/2007 08:33

better than enormous Playmobil nipples.

belgo · 29/11/2007 08:35

pmsl

DrBunsentheHarpsichordCarrier · 29/11/2007 08:50

they could have like a lego connector
a poky out bit for the nipple and a hole for the mouth
just click and go

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DrBunsentheHarpsichordCarrier · 30/11/2007 23:15

bump for hunker

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DrBunsentheHarpsichordCarrier · 30/11/2007 23:17

and for QV

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/11/2007 23:20

Oh dear lord.

littlelapin · 30/11/2007 23:20

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/11/2007 23:21

Reminds me of the other day though, when DS asked for "booby" out of the blue, and DD said "When I grow up, I'll have boobies and I'll be able to give my brother milk".

It was sooooo sweet. My work is done

ibroughtcake · 30/11/2007 23:22

I saw this advert, i did think it was a shame that they had to use a bottle but I can't see them making a lego nipple anytime soon

DrBunsentheHarpsichordCarrier · 30/11/2007 23:22

block structure porn
(Lego have lawyers you know...)

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hunkermunker · 30/11/2007 23:23

I would have LOVED this when I was little.

I did have a Tiny Tears, I remember. She had a bottle. You could feed her water and she'd "wet" and "cry real tears" (as her name suggests!). When I was nearly three, I pulled her head off with a fork to see how she did it. So far, I've not done that to the boys...!

(Bit of tubing, she "wet" and "cried real tears" out of her sodding groin and armpits after that.)

amytheearwaxbanisher · 30/11/2007 23:24

i think im beyond shocking then i see lego porn!well done ll

VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/11/2007 23:25

A bit like you then hunker?

DrBunsentheHarpsichordCarrier · 30/11/2007 23:26

it's bad though isn't it
nurses giving baby its first feed with a bottle the size of tree trunk
"a new born baby is given skin to skin contact with his naked sweating mother, who continues to bleed heavily from her fanjo as the placenta is delivered"

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DrBunsentheHarpsichordCarrier · 30/11/2007 23:27

"oh no! the cord has snapped! it's a blood bath! here comes a midwife with an alarming yellow face to manually remove the afterbirth"

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littlelapin · 30/11/2007 23:27

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DrBunsentheHarpsichordCarrier · 30/11/2007 23:28

no the children may not feed the baby with the bottle
a nurse must do it

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Habbibu · 30/11/2007 23:28

Harpsi - do you know anything about cords snapping? I will start another thread to ask if you do

francagoestohollywood · 30/11/2007 23:30

playmobils don't have fingers, maybe they don't have nipples as well

littlelapin · 30/11/2007 23:31

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/11/2007 23:31

not so unusual

littlelapin · 30/11/2007 23:34

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francagoestohollywood · 30/11/2007 23:35

but they'd be too big for playmobil's torso

hunkermunker · 30/11/2007 23:35

"Heavily PlayMobil Sue is desperate for labour to start. She's 42 weeks pregnant and enlists hubby PlayMobil Dave to use his PlayMobil Penis to administer PlayMobil Prostaglandin right where it's needed"

hunkermunker · 30/11/2007 23:36

Um. "Heavily PREGNANT"

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