An Ode to my Boobs

[Rhubarb]

A couple of fried eggs had I
And I often wondered why
But then I gave birth
And to my great mirth
My bosoms, they did over-supply!

Admiring glances I did get
By men looking at my coronets
I was suitably delighted
My husband was over-excited!
At these, my newly found twin-set.

But then came that saddest day
When my milk, it did die away
My boobies they dropped
And everything flopped
And so I tearfully big my boobies 'good-day'!

Very good!

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I sit here looking at my tits
That rest so close to my lower bits
Unleashed they are a sight for sore eyes
Mine for if I jogged, two black eyes
The nipples get in my way
In bed no matter how I lay
An elbow always seems to pinch
The rose pink nugget making me wince

The man he deeply does admire
The bain of my life, flame his desire
He happily foots the lingerie bill
It costs a lot for these boobs fill
A bra that's deep and far and wide
As any 10 gallon hat state side

The benefits have been just two
Son and daughter fed to age two.
A contented smile upon their chops
Reward comes seeping through my tops
For them the benefits extolled
For me another washing load

Such is this life of sacrifice
I'll have to wait for the surgeons knife!

well sod it I'm shamelessly bumpinmg this again!!!!

so true, ladies, so true ...

Excellent!

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