Not a serious need for help. More a grumble.
"Freezing my Tits off" used to be a figure of speech! 
Anyone else hate BFIng outside in this weather? Starbucks and shopping malls are making a bloody mint out of me. Even if I took expressed dd drinks it warm.
Summer babies/mums don't know they're born (oh wait, another idiom fail ... they're not yet!).
Tips for places to go (beyond Costas or Patisserie Valerie if I want to remortgage my house).