I have just finished testing my ELEVENTH breast pump in as many days. In the way of work, you understand, not for purely personal perversions.
I would like (a) to thank anyone who's had to put up with me whingeing about this (b) state categorically that in future I shall think very carefully about any work assignments which involve experimenting with the right size of 'nipple stimulator'.
Glad to have got that off my chest.