What the fuckety fuck new horror is this now then? Having survived a 9 week painful latch problem, make it through 4 separate attacks of mastitis, I now have a massive and really painful milk boil on top of my nipple!
Kellymom suggests a visit to the doctor to lance it, ARE THEY FUCKING KIDDING ME? A 'nipple' and a 'needle' are not words that should ever be seen in the same sentence.
Give me strength
(yep, I am totally losing it. Apologies if the swearing offends)