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my THREE bottlefed babies are slim, healthy, intelligent and fandabbydozey

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turniphead · 07/03/2006 19:31

well someone had to do it!

Grin
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HRHQueenOfQuotes · 07/03/2006 19:57

ooo b*gger.

Do you want to know why my children are slim?? It's because I don't feed them..............no actually I've just realised the time - and they haven't eaten yet - supposed to be in bed in 4 minutes........although they are clean as they've had a bath Blush

GDG · 07/03/2006 19:57

TH, pmsl, he was breastfed! ROFLMAO!!!

If it helps the balance, I was formula fed, am slim, rarely ill (touch wood) and a bloody brain box Grin

Piffle · 07/03/2006 19:57

how do you know they're intelligent
have you had them properly tested?
Grin

GDG · 07/03/2006 19:58

LOL QoQ - now you see, mine got a home cooked gorgeous meal put in front of them but two of them didn't touch it! That's why mine are slim!!

edodgy · 07/03/2006 19:59

MY dd was bf for 14 weeks then bottlefed is happy intelligent and slim my ds 14 weeks has been bottlefed since 3 weeks has been smiling since 1 week, happiest baby in the world, supports his head well and can roll over.
I was bottlefed I have a 2.1 degree (would have got a first but never went to lectures and did my disseratation in 2 days). Very good thread Turnip!

lockets · 07/03/2006 19:59

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dejags · 07/03/2006 20:05

Lockets,

My DS2 is somewhat rotund (trying to phrase the fact that he is an enormous bugger delicately) - he's not ill that often anymore though.

TheOldDragon · 07/03/2006 20:08

My great aunt smoked 60 a day, everyday, her whole life and lived to be 125!

Piffle · 07/03/2006 20:10

lockets my dd is skinny and permanently ill Grin
She was breastfed for 16 mths too, she eats like a horse. Go figure :)

Piffle · 07/03/2006 20:10

ps I do not really find it funny that dd is skinny and always ill Blush

Filyjonk · 07/03/2006 20:13

i was breastfed to age 3.

I am not slim, not particularly attractive and my 2 yo can work the video better than me.

(must say my bf kids are very slim and deeply gorgeous and I am no no way biased. Their grandma also thinks so-independent proof!)

paolosgirl · 07/03/2006 20:14

My 2 were breastfed, and are skinny, mega-intelligent, gorgeous looking, talented and funny.

But then they have ME for a mother!!!! I could have fed them on potato waffles and beer, and it wouldn't have mattered Grin

turniphead · 07/03/2006 20:14

wow Dragon that's amazing bet she was really wrinkled and had a deep baritone though eh?

lockets but your dd's are adorable Smile

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Filyjonk · 07/03/2006 20:14

Oh and both my kids are permenantly snotty, despite being bf for quite a long time.

expatinscotland · 07/03/2006 20:14

i was bottlefed.

i'm naturally a size 10 after two kids. no stretchmarks. healthy and intelligent :o.

i'm also a major cow, but that has nothing to do w/bottle-feeding.

SenoraPostrophe · 07/03/2006 20:15

lol at major cow. maybe it was the bottlefeeding. we should conduct a study.

SoupDragon · 07/03/2006 20:16

noooo, she only looked about 37 when she died and had a concert qulaity soprano voice. All that research into how bad smoking is for you is a load of b*llocks.

turniphead · 07/03/2006 20:18

hey dragon \link{http://safe.snapsoid.com/186/~Old_Cuban_lady_smoking.jpg\is} this here?

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turniphead · 07/03/2006 20:19

oops!

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turniphead · 07/03/2006 20:19

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