Ow!

[mrsalwaysawake]

(light-hearted)

So, what is appropriate payback for biting? Last 2 feeds have ended with 2 little teeth marks on my boob. I'm thinking I can cope if I know I can get my own back by mentioning it at his wedding? Or to prospective girlfriends - watch out love, he's a biter!
What do you think??

Invest in a set of plain white babygrows and some fabric pens... Then tale out your frustrations and iron them to fix!

Suggestions include "mummy's little vampire" (with comedy teeth)
"Beware of the Nipper"
"Lock up your boobs"
"Party at my house- bring your own nipple shields"
"Cute but Deadly"
"I'm going to need therapy when I find the photos of me wearing this embarrasing babygrow. Thanks Mum."

He he, like it, especially the last one!