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This Morning strikes again

33 replies

Queenkong · 02/12/2011 11:38

65 year old woman who has just had a boob job. Two mentions so far of how she needed it because she breast fed her four babies.

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MotherPanda · 02/12/2011 11:39

it's pregnancy and aging that make your boobs saggy - not feeding. sigh.

MotherPanda · 02/12/2011 11:39

aging? dear iphone, what is aging?

mollschambers · 02/12/2011 11:40

Hmm. Just turned over.

Nought to with the old bint being 65 then....

She looks bloody awful on it btw.

Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2011 11:42

I'll stick with my saggy ones I think. I breastfed for 6 weeks with DS1 and 1 week with DS2 so can't blame the breastfeeding. Grin

Queenkong · 02/12/2011 11:42

Did you see her 'glamour shoot'? Oh my.

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mollschambers · 02/12/2011 11:43

Eeew. Thankfully I missed that...

Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2011 11:43

They had to cover some of the picture. Shock

Queenkong · 02/12/2011 11:44

Bet Eamon is having a perv over it now, the fat fuck.

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mollschambers · 02/12/2011 11:44

Just re-read my first completely incomprehensible post. I meant "Nowt to do with..."

Queenkong · 02/12/2011 11:45

I gotcha molls Smile

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Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2011 11:47

Grin at 'fat fuck' Queen. He's vile.

Queenkong · 02/12/2011 11:49

He is a revolting, sexist twunt. I want to put my fist through his stupid, doughy face.

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mollschambers · 02/12/2011 11:50

Ruth's new "do" is horrid.

Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2011 11:50

I cringe every time he opens his mouth. He is oblivious to everything, and really thick.

Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2011 11:51

Ruth grates my carrot too. They make Phillip and Holly look nearly professional.

Queenkong · 02/12/2011 11:54

He actually said to the 65 year old boob jobee "we don't want to look at your face." Shock

Likewise Eamon, likewise...

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Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2011 11:55

I'm surprised someone hasn't come along and pointed out there is an off switch on our TVs Queen Wink

mollschambers · 02/12/2011 11:55

Arf at "We don't want to look at your face..."

What an arse.

RealLifeIsForWimps · 02/12/2011 11:56

Yeah, cos it's normal to have really pert, firm boobs when you're 65. What a freak.

Queenkong · 02/12/2011 11:57

I am trapped under a sleeping DS and can't quite reach the remote. Gaaah. It's like torture. I'm going to have to sit through Il Divo warbling 'Time to Say Goodbye' in a minute.

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Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2011 11:58

Get the remote-what the hell's this??? An orange man singing?????

Queenkong · 02/12/2011 11:58

Haaaa. Fatty Eamon is dancing. What a cretin.

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Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2011 12:00

My excuse is I'm waiting for Loose Women to come on as Pepsi and Shirlie from Wham! are on it. (I am old)

Queenkong · 02/12/2011 12:02

Ruth looks sinister bathed in that green light from their 'Let's plug another ITV show I'm a Celeb...' set.

Especially when she laughs "fly, my pretties, fly."

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Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2011 12:14

I love Stephen Merchant. But those two doofuses are going to interview him. Lots of heightist jokes from doughy face coming up........

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