James Hazell is a BBC Radio Suffolk DJ was slapped over the wrist (not hard enough imo) for comparing breastfeeding in a restaurant to having sex in public.
This is an interesting comparison and one I've heard before.
So I did a table to compare breastfeeding, and sex, to eliminate any confusion between the two. They are so very similar, after all, that this particular chap may need some help. I have assumed that the breastfeeding is between a woman and baby, and the sex is between two consenting adults with no special equipment involved.
BREASTFEEDING
Feeding a baby nourishing human milk from a breast
Right to feed in a restaurant protected by UK law
Possible to feed discreetly without anyone noticing
Involves boobies
Cannot be performed by a male DJ and spouse
Necessary for health and well being of child
Normal
SEX
Any one of a variety of conjunctions twixt human adult genitalia
Illegal to do in a restaurant
Difficult to do discreetly without anyone noticing
Can involve boobies
Can be performed by a male DJ and spouse
Necessary for health and well being of adults
Normal. Not normal to do it in a restaurant.
I hope that's of some assistance.