Do your boobies have nicknames???

[ohKARMAallyefaithfulMOTHER]

Just a bit of fun (said Keith Barratt-style)

Anyone given their boobs names? I gave birth last Wednesday & since my milk came in, I've been calling them my Lovely Milky Pillows.

What are yours called??

you're barking

ROFL! Agree with Twiglett, however very funny. Ds calls mine "Big Milkies" and "Small Milkies". However I don't think there is a size difference notieable to anyone else

this thread makes me

actually the word boobies alone makes me

Hang on hang on - you gave birth? CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Mooooooooo!

hmm Enid
I am taking that as a
NO

ok

no.

DS1 used to call them my "special milks" when I was bf-ing DS2 but he was only 2 at the time so is excused.

My nickname for them is "breasts"

Enid, what's wrong with boobies ??

They are my breasts.

Although I often give names to inanimate objects, my breasts don't have names.

mary-kate and Ashely

So as you're baby is still so v v young who are you actually calling them ... Lovely Milky Pillows too?

I mean, you know, whatever floats your boat and all that, but I don't ever intend on having a nickname for my boobs.

LOL though, having a baby does strange things to you!

TC, don't worry, I don't intend on using this nickname outside the house. I do have standards, you know.

snort at mary kate and ashley
that's quite droll

Ha Haaaaa, well watch you don't. That would be soooooo funny.

You'll be in a restaurant with all the inlaws and and knock yourself and say loudly 'ohhh that hurt my lovely milky pillow'. Then watch the tumbleweed float past you as teh resturant falls silent

Mine are called Saggy and Baggy

PMSL at TC.

I have good boob & bad boob. Generally I love the term 'norks' though

Left Breasty Dumpling & Right breasty dumpling (Off Blackadder)

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Nope... never...

PMSL though... mary kate and ashley!

Maybe I'll call mine Bill and Ben...

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no nicknames, but I used to enjoy saying to ds2 "do you feel like a right tit?"

mine are binkies, DD is still feeding at 21 months and I have to call them something.... (shuffles off feeling a bit silly)

There was a (comedy) show on telly last night and bf was referred to as 'titty time' by one of the characters - not nice imo! I don't mind 'boobies', depends on the context...

Norks is fabulous - have managed to avoid saying in RL so far as nobody would know what I meant. Normally say 'boobs' if I needed to, I think... 'breasts' sounds kind of formal somehow.

Oh and no nicknames here