Wanna see my tits?!

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On my profile

Love 'em!! And that kitchen thing!!! WTF, you made that?!?!?

Fab! I love the teepee, any chance of you going into business with them?

That kitchen is AMAZING

& the Mei tai

Do you sell things? I want all your things!

Lovely tits bumper.

I'm afraid I really hate terribly clever creative practical types like you, though . Its all sheer jealousy, you understand.

P.S. why is one bigger than the other?

One of mine is bigger than the other

Lol at titty wanting everything!
I asked first!

Yes, mine too. Both roughly of the same ethnic origins though .

Well I'm planning on winning the euromillions tonight so I'm looking for where to spend it. And you can NEVER have enough crocheted boobs IMO.

Nice norks dear :)

One is bigger than the other because the yarn is slightly thicker, it's also browner than the other in case you hadn't noticed! As well as Mediterranean Mama, English Rose, my next boob will be Alabaster Annie

Thanks for all the accolades btw, I'm an attention whore!

All these things look better in the pictures than they do close up. I'm more optimistic than proficient...

Except for the kitchen, the kitchen is fab, but DH made the thing (I designed it, and sanded and painted it at 38 weeks pg!).

Do a green one next!

WHEN I win the euromillions tonight I shall put in an order for many multicoloured ones, I shall have a boob room in my mansion.

well, if I am to be completely PC

Seriously though, if anyone wants one for legitimate (non fetish) purposes I would be happy to donate one. Although they are rather satisfying to play with make.

I love love love the subversive cross stitch

Well I can't ask for one for legitimate reasons now, no one will believe me!

Well sorry but that wouldn't help me with bf'ing as they do not resemble my breasts, could you do me a new pair?

Nice tits

I also love your cross stitch as well!

I love the subversive cross stitch too (the concept I mean, there's a website). I'm working up to something like
ABCDEF
UCKTHE
PATRIA
CHYSTU
VWXYZ

Lovebeingabletonamechange, I can also do Spaniel's Ears, Squeezed Lemon and Blueberry Pancake

On a more serious note they can also be used for other purposes

You are very talented.

So I am torn between asking you to be my BFF or hating you

I'm really really not, as I say, I'm...optimistic . I just dive right in to projects, actually believing myself when I look at something and think 'I could make that' . I learnt how to use my sewing machine making the teepee. If you look closely the stitching is like this:
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That so didn't come out how I typed it, I was trying to imply that my stitching was crooked!

I'm sorry to have to break the news that I will need to cancel my order for a truckload of boobs as the wrong numbers came out of the euromillions lottery machine AGAIN!