Does anyone else have..

[ToffeeTatties]

..a 6mth old permanently attached to their breast? Aaaaarrrgh! It's driving me round the bend!!!

I have been away for 2 weeks and when I come back I see lots of halloweeney new names - who thought of that? So thought I would join in although mine is more bonfire night..

got one there now.....

And how do you get them to "eat a big bowl of porridge before bedtime to help them sleep through" when they are permanently attached to your breast?

They aren't daft are they? Why on earth would they eat food from a spoon when they can get the divine booby-milk? It's cos they know what's good for them