Extreme breast feeding (funny places you've fed) light hearted thread

[CakeandRoses]

I've bf in some horrid and also funny places and situations over the time I fed DS and now DD.

BF DD sitting on damp sand on a windy beach in Norfolk, DS sitting on my lap to keep dry, about 4 feet from the sea as the tide started coming in very quickly just as she latched on. DH stood back and laughed and then took a photo!

Couldn't find anywhere to bf very hungry, screaming DS in a shopping mall so ended up feeding him standing up, behind the door in a baby change loo (no lock on door, no seat, right opposite mens loo.)

In an indian restaurant full of disapproving older couples immediately after DH helpfully says "This would be an awful audience to bf in front of." (cue DD promptly waking up and screaming as loudly as possible). The restaurant went deadly quiet and all eyes were on me as I shoved DD under a cover to try to feed her discreetly whilst she gulped down milk as if thru an amplifier and DS pats her on the head saying "Hello Cake's DD" throughout the feed.

Can you trump these?

In a meeting with HSBC finance team during my recent mortgage application. (well done to them for not turning a hair. Hope they approve mortgage...)

Just remembered this one....

At the U.S. embassy in London. We were told it would take an hour, and after waiting for 3 hours to be called, I was not going to remove DS from boob, so just wandered up to the counter whilst feeding him. Clerk got a bit of an eyeful!

at a funeral, she is so noisy too! (the front row all looked round at smiled at me)

Walking around asda.