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PESH Deli - Taking the B out of BESH

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skihorse · 11/03/2010 09:26

A new thread for the gabbers.

Hopefully we will find out during the course of this thread whether dear cheggers has laid a baybee or two yet!

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Ponymum · 26/03/2010 14:20

cnut Yes, well apparently it's the ideal time for MrP's sabbatical. It's kinda weird because while I'm planning baby things to buy I constantly have to stop and think - wait a minute, we can't take that to NZ! It's a struggle with my very Monica-esque planning tendencies. Maybe I need to chill. Babies sleep anywhere, right?

pandy The best most gormless airport security story I heard was the woman with a baby who was asked,
Security: Have you got some milk for this baby?
Mother: The baby drinks breast milk.
Security: Well, where is it?

skihorse · 26/03/2010 14:34

I don't know if there's any truth in it but after the "most recent" scare in the US a Brit flying back was told that only one piece of hand luggage was allowed... said person was then asked if they wished to check the bag, or erm... the BAYBEEE! Apparently no comprehension of the fact that the baybee was not in fact a luxury item (or bomb).

Last time I flew to the US I bought my water after passport control (schiphol) - bloody yanks made me ditch it before getting on their flight. You don't pay 2.50 for a bottle of water just to be made to ditch it. tsk.

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pandora69 · 26/03/2010 15:38

I have to work with these morons on a daily basis. They seem to home in on pilots because 'it makes the public feel safe if they see we even search the pilots.' Erm, yes, but if you are searching the only people on the plane who have the abilty to bring down the whole damn thing, even if they were naked and someone had had a look up my bum to make sure I didn't have any explosives there, if you are searching us then you are NOT searching other people. They should use more intelligent profiling.

Now - where do pilots go on holiday - clue, you could probably get there without having to go on a plane

Cosmosis · 26/03/2010 17:55

ski in answer to your question way up there^^^^ I am still at the looking at bit fat stage. Some people have commented that I am getting a bump, some people have said "oooh you're not showing at all are you" so who knows! I am 19 weeks on Sunday.

Re the sling chat, please to recommmend the lovely Phil at littlepossums or the lovely Sarah at the carrying kind both friends of mine (and each other) they'll sort you out.

I had a brush wiv da law today Went mountain biking with my friend and got done for speeding on the way there. Arsewipes. at self.

Cosmosis · 26/03/2010 18:01

oh and iggs i haz started the hippo book. Are you imagining your lower uterus muscles as blue satin ribbons????

right I haz to go and find a decent looking outfit that fits for I iz off for slap up dinner at lovely country pub with fab food in aid of it being a year to the day that our friends get married, TGO is best manning, all the wedding party are going as a surprise for the bride. awww. Pones you may know it, a pub starting with C in a village with apples in the name. cryptic......

CUNextTuesday · 26/03/2010 18:03

LOVING those little possums!!

CurlyCasperReturns · 26/03/2010 18:17

I can recommend Little Possums for very speedy delivery. I was well impressed. And as I said yesterday, the sling seems great and I can't wait to test it on a realy hoooman baby.

CUNextTuesday · 26/03/2010 18:19

which one did you get again cas?

I'm liking the look of the fleece pouch slings...

skihorse · 26/03/2010 18:29

Cossie Did you not pull the "pregnant with a bladder the size of a pea" argument? I am loving those slings btw.

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CurlyCasperReturns · 26/03/2010 18:36

I got a moby stretchy wrap. V similar to the close baby carrier I'd been eyeing but costs less, which I figure is better given how fickle I am.

skihorse · 26/03/2010 18:47

curly This one is for you, and donttry if she's lurking.

My friend updated her fb status today to say that she'd found a hidden "caterpiller collection" under her 5 year old daughter's bed.

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CurlyCasperReturns · 26/03/2010 19:21

Love it ski! Exactly the sort of thing I did at that age. If my girl's anything like I was she'll be all about the bugs and mud pies. I used to "rescue" spiders. From their normal lives

Ponymum · 26/03/2010 20:07

cosy Not at all cryptic! I know it well - in fact I think I'm craving just that sort of thing right now. I have a funny story about watching my MIL flirt with a charming gentleman sitting at the bar there one evening! MrP and I were nearly in stitches, and kept sending her up with more drinks orders just to watch.

carrotsarenottheonlyvegetable · 27/03/2010 09:09

pony cripes, NZ is a LOOONG way.

LOL @ Grey Horse.

I read in (I think) The oBserver's letters page a while back, something like (when a theme was being stopped at airport security)

"I'm sorry sir, you can't take those (insert whatever metal object it was) through with you as they could be used to make the pilot crash the plane"
"Mr Security Man, clearly I AM the pilot. In my experience, if the pilot wants to crash the plane, it usually does".

So no, I am not typically reassured that the pilot's stuff is being thoroughly checked.

skater have a fab time if I've not missed you.

pan We support the charity side of Manda. SOmeone said (sorry can't remember who) how glam it was to be invited to Africa. Sadly not . Nkwichi, where the lodge is, is the most beautiful place I've ever been and we've certainly stayed in the wonderful lodges there, which are amazing. But this time it would be the mud huts in the local village.

The nearest air conditioning is in Malawi, about a day's travel from Nkwichi. The AC in the lodges is open rooms - ie the rooms are made from wooden structures part thatched and huge open areas for breeze. The bathrooms are outside so you shower in the jungle with the monkeys and birds (it's really bush but much thicker where the lodges are than further back from the lake as there's so much water). The water comes from the lake which is so pure that it can be safely drunk without even filtering - although they do filter it anyway just in case (no BH or anything). The showers are heated by wood burners under huge oil tanks. You have one lock up box to stop the monkeys getting your stuff (they love toothpaste!). There's only one leopard in the area and he typically keeps away from the lodges (I think he's only been seen in one once and it was unoccupied) and there are baboons but they're further back into the bush, they don't come around the lodge.

There is electricity but as the nearest mains is about 10 miles away through the bush, it comes entirely from the solar panels which YOB installed 2 years ago. He spent a year working on that project which was great, then a couple of months out there getting them installed. I went out for a fortnight. They have a farm which they trial different methods of farming which can be used effectively in the surrounding bush. This has meant that the locals, most of whom are displaced people from the war, and who therefore don't have the knowledge of how best to use the land, can learn how to grow a much wider range of crops using only locally available tools and fertilisers, which has made a massive impact on the local's health. The farm also makes the cards which I use for gift vouchers in MAC. THey're made from waste paper left at the lodge by guests (eg newspapers) mixed with banana leaves - all mashed and re-made into paper by hand. My project while I was there was to get them making really nice cards which worked well, and they sell them now to guests which is great.

It's not really a very bad place for Malaria, not like Tanzania, the coast of Kenya or even Malawi, but there's plenty around and you'd get it if you stayed there a while (most people do within a year which isn't too bad). Even so I wouldn't travel there without AM, especially as you have to go via Malawi. ACtually just to travel to the lodge takes about 3 days so you really want to be away for a minimum of 3 weeks.

I do agree with you about travelling without the little ones though. I haven't yet taken LC there. But I did leave him for 3 days once when he was 3 months old, with huge amounts of frozen milk, and that was a nightmare as I'd upped my supply so much to express the spare milk that I was in agony all weekend (even though I was expressing like mad). We went to Olympia, which we do every Christmas with a couple of friends from Oxford, and in the interval I was in the loos, desperately expressing, and only afterwards did I realise how odd it was that two girls went into a cubicle together and then there was this bzzz-bzzzz noise coming out. On the way back to my friends' flat, we took the London-Oxford bus, and I had to go into the loos again and spend the whole time expressing. The bus was full of Metallica fans in their 40s and 50s, apparently the original generation now all grown up and professors and stuff, going back to Oxford having been kicked out of Earls Court, talking in uber-posh Oxford accents about whether the tonal details of "creeping death" were quite the same as the last event they were honoured to attend. Given that I hogged the loo the whole time I eventually put my head around the door to say to the person nearest the loo that I was expressing milk, not suffering from some bowel condition, and please to get anyone needing the facility to knock on the door. Hey, I'd lost my dignity and wasn't getting it back for some time yet.

carrotsarenottheonlyvegetable · 27/03/2010 09:11

cos I initially thought you'd got caught speeding on the bike. I was impressed

Cosmosis · 27/03/2010 10:07

rots sadly not. TGO did once though for going over 30 in a 30 zone, apparently it was him jumping over the speed hump that made the policeman stop him - that's not really what they're for apparently

pones I had the belly pork with haggis mash, lush it was. Our friends are having their reception there, in the barn bit. Should be a good do. Already have Pops booked to babysit that weekend as the beer needs serious testing

skihorse · 27/03/2010 14:00

Haggis mash? Haggis mash? Lucky cossie/pony curly Spiders? I had a carrier bag full of conkers which by the time my mum rescued was pretty much a bag of sludgey mould. My sister used to leave food around growing "stuff".

I haz bought 4 new babygrows but other than that completely in control.

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Ponymum · 27/03/2010 14:56

cos Belly pork? Mmmmm. I am craving as last week on Aussie Masterchef they showed how to cook belly pork by the "sous vide" method at home! I am dying to try it (one day when I have a spare 6 hours).

ski 4 babygrows? Well the Jojo Maman Bebe catalogue arrived in the post this morning and I feel myself in some serious danger. It's even more dangerous now that the foal is actually running around in 'proper' clothes... I see myself moving her out of the current leggings-and-teddy-bear-t-shirt phase and into more of a mini Audrey Hepburn vibe, with twill clamdiggers, smock tops, and gorgeous little canvas espadrilles. Stop me!

Ponymum · 27/03/2010 15:43

Is anyone in Edinburgh? I'm going to be there next week as MrP has a conference. I'm sure I could squeeze some PESHly lovin' into my schedule if it's on offer.

I have just hired a student as temp help for me and the foal during the day while in Edinburgh. I had about 30 responses to my gumtree ad which seemed to include massively over-qualified uber nannies, med students who work at children's hospitals, etc, etc. But of course I ignored all that fancy stuff and narrowed it down to the two whose interests listed PONIEEEZ in the number one spot! That's valid selection criteria, right?

CurlyCasperReturns · 27/03/2010 15:49

Gah, not up that way for another month pone. Parents are a short drive from the 'burgh. Enjoy!

CUNextTuesday · 27/03/2010 16:03

I have been to Westfield and have bought 3 pairs of maternity jeans/combats. Finally relented after a wardrobe crisis this morning revealed but one pair of slouching trousers that fitted. One only. Was most mithered.

Couldn't find any shoes though. Or rather I didn't find any that Hom approved of, being as I am prone, apparently, to purchasing shoes that look a bit JD. I suppose ones where the toe bit is wider than the heel, which I love, but Hom (liking his women more traditional) hates.

skihorse · 27/03/2010 17:48

cunty JD = Joey Deacon? Well done on the shopping!

pony I just get confused by all the "stuff", the outfits I mean. I suppose I'll figure it all out nearer the time but I just don't see the point in buying proper little outfits when it's going to be 30+ degrees and he'll spend his time in babygrows, wrapped in a blanket and being cuddled by me for the first couple of months. I find it confusing and intimidating. I realise this makes me a crap mother. Btw, Edinburgh? You might have medee there I think - I know she doesn't live there but she seems to be there quite frequently.

Curly What did your dastardly dog do? I had a dream a tiger (yes, fo sho) tried to steal the baby and nearly took big dog. I woke up quite upset.

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CurlyCasperReturns · 27/03/2010 19:00

well, ski it's a long one:

Dog went for what was meant to be a 40-min run with SFF and was let off in some woods, where she has been plenty of times before. But something caught her eye and she ran off. Silly SFF had no phone on him, so after searching for a while he left the woods to find a way to contact me. I drove up there and we both went back into the woods - no sign after a while hunting and shouting. We're getting on to an hour from when she went awol, so figured she'd have freaked out by then and started looking for us. So, he retraced his run route and I got back in the car and retraced the bits of road she is used to, all the way back to the house. Still no sign. Then he decides to follow another trail they usually do across same hill/extensive woodland. I drove to the other end to pick him up. while there, we asked a runner if he'd seen her. He said no but he'd call if he did. Back to the woods we went, expecting a terrified, bewildered girl to come stumbling out. Nope. By now I'm really worried and imagining life without the little fucker. (there's actually motorway not too far away and I had all sorts of imaged in my head) Just as we consider heading off on another one of her usual walk routes that would link in, SFF gets a call - the runner has got her! Lovely man had spotted her about 10 minutes after we spoke and then made it his mission to get her - not easy when she doesn't want to be caught. But eventually she ran up to some children playing (she loves children) and he managed to get her. attached a bit of twine to her collar and after calling us, he ran with her back to where we'd first seen him. What a star! We offered him allsorts to show our gratitude and he just said it was ok and he hoped people would help him out if he was in trouble. Amazing.

Judging by where she was found, it does seem like she tried to find SFF by following a route she knows, so I take heart in that, thinking that she wasn't in "fucking off" mode the whole time and did want to come back to us.

Very tired, quiet dog has had a bath and slept ever since. As for me, running around in woods is not good for bump! It really hurt at times.

It imagine it's like a child going missing - at first you are furious at their misbehaviour, but they longer they are away the longer you want them just to come back into your arms. And yes, I did do a bit of crying. Silly bitch.

ski what's more upsetting - the theft of the baby or the dog?

Ponymum · 27/03/2010 19:28

ski to start with all the "outfits" you see in catalogues are only for looking at. All you need is lots of these, lots of these, and something like this to make them look "dressed" when you pop to the shops.

And take heart - at least the tiger didn't steal your PFB artichoke.

CurlyCasperReturns · 27/03/2010 21:37

just saw the baby kicking for the first time while lying the bath. She's certainly getting stronger. Well chuffed

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