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PESH Deli - Taking the B out of BESH

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skihorse · 11/03/2010 09:26

A new thread for the gabbers.

Hopefully we will find out during the course of this thread whether dear cheggers has laid a baybee or two yet!

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salander · 17/03/2010 11:51

pony that's what i heard in my head too . great sound, i love it

used to go out with a guy who was addicted, like properly, to skydiving, terrified the arse off me i have to say

loving all the quotes from grans/mums

i likewise will not have me mam anywhere near me in labour it would be horrific. know what you mean about OH not wanting to see you in pain but think there isn't anyone else i would want in there really so he's coming. think my dad was in the pub for most of our births - mum says that's just how it was

honey i also spoke too soon re nausea, just had to bail out a rehearsal to throw up. ah joy.

Ponymum · 17/03/2010 12:03

Yes, my mother will be nowhere near the birth. But MrP very welcome! I have just put up a photo on my profile of us all in theatre when the foal was born. Very happy times! I'll take it down tomorrow.

P.S. I thought he looked very sexy in scrubs so he very nearly nicked them to take them home.

SkaterGrrrrl · 17/03/2010 12:03

Just had 16 week check up.... Baby fighting fit.... Doctor had good rummage in my cervix and says all the spotting I've had is because preggo hormones have made some lining stick out a bit which explains the bleeding. Heard the heartbeat.... Feeling on top of the world!

How are the lesbian gin hounds today? If you need a pony to attend the London meet, Im disqualified. Oh and welcome Indaba!

Cokie · 17/03/2010 12:15

Pony you look pretty fucking good for having just given birth. I have similar pic somewhere and I look totally shite.

great news skater I love the word rummage when it is used in all pregnancy contexts

skihorse · 17/03/2010 12:19

[meep] - I am not familiar with your sesame street but for me meep = "ho shit we're going to crash, brace, Fuuuuuuck!" type thing.

Apparently my dad crawled out of the delivery room on his hands & knees.

I had a moment in the bathroom this morning. I've really missed my ski season and I found myself in there wishing that rather than in maternity jeans I was in ski pants and boots and doing big long sweeping turns.

Skater Please to tell your doctor to stop prodding your cervix. Very very good news though!

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SkaterGrrrrl · 17/03/2010 12:25

What flavour are your cats, Cokie?

Cokie · 17/03/2010 12:34

Oh they are posh cats. Burmese. One chocolate and one lilac, although don't think lilac is like "parma violet" type purple (that would be a weird colour for a cat) he is grey with a little tinge but lilac is the proper term for his colouring. The lilac one likes to fight with all the neighbouring cats, the chocolate one is soft as shit and runs from confrontation.

VoilaAnotherGimlet · 17/03/2010 12:45

Ooh - missed the newbie - hello indaba - are you staying or just popping by? (If you are staying I think you'll find it's your round )

SkaterGrrrrl · 17/03/2010 13:38

They sound gorgeous! We have a tabby and a black.

Oooh, lovely online maternity shopping spree has now yielded:

Lovely chunky wool cardigan-coat (half price from Mamas and Papas sale) that will keep bump & I toasty at night at Glastonbury
Cotton nighties (one of which says "Dad's on night duty").
Black linen over the bump trousers
Couple of work tops (this white one is my favourite)
Couple of casual tops
1 x blue tankini for holiday.

Yay for online shopping! Oh and: fuck Oxford Street.

rollerbaby · 17/03/2010 13:39

Ooh pony will have a look tonight.. Currently doing this on iPhone after ravishing 2 Mexican tortillas. YUM. Love sound of your cats cokie. Always fancied a British blue. They are so gorgeous. But not allowed any more pets for now. I have a plan though.

iggypiggy · 17/03/2010 13:40

skates I am wearing that cardigan coat (I think! Is black?) right now

SkaterGrrrrl · 17/03/2010 13:42

Hullo VAG!

SkaterGrrrrl · 17/03/2010 13:43

Ha ha ha yes iggy we clearly have the same excellent taste!

skihorse · 17/03/2010 13:52

Skatergirl Having read your Oxford St diatribe on Monday I decided that if you, there, could not manage a decent maternity haul what chance did I have? So I have happily embraced online shopping... although why did you have to mention a sale?

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pandora69 · 17/03/2010 14:01

Where do I start?

Right Rots, - hi! Would you,like it if I slinked up and down in my uniform? Only, that could be a problem, because I seem to be waddling a bit (yes, even this early!) and the uniform will definitely not fit atm. So I could waddle up and down a bit with the trouser button undone and the shirt gaping a bit. Or was that not the image you had?

Btw I am on Facebook. I was getting really paranoid there for a minute! So - how to get the important info as to who I am in RL to you without giving anything away? I'll give you a clue to start with. I'm not actually called pandora .

I would not jump out of a fully sevicable aircraft with a parachute on for anything. OH did it once for a laugh with his best mate. We had to go to the pub before they would go to the hospital after the crash, and OH had broken his foot and his mate tore a ligament in his ankle. How was that fun? I don't do gliding either, although I have been in a microlight, and did used to hold a paraglider licence before I saw sense.

Ski thanks for the Shit Mum award. She is OK really - she looks after DD when I am at work. But when we rub each other up the wrong way, we really go for it!

Skater, I have a spare little pony, if that helps. It is evil on legs though.

I like the emoticon too.

Ooh, someone mentioned crocodiles! Crocs are my second favourite thing to be terrified of, after sharks. I don't like the idea of anything that might grab me from down below, iyswim. I once swam from a boat to an island in the Bahamas, and while we were sitting on the beach we could see a little fin going up and down the channel of water between us and the boat. Me and one of the other crew turned out to have the painters in, and were a bit alarmed about having to jump into shark infested water even after the shark was no longer visible. It seemed to us that we would be the decoys as we were leaking blood. (Yuk!) Needless to say, we swam very fast, although I don't really think that would have helped if Jaws had decided to strike.

PS I've been having a really lovely morning until I got onto the computer and found that an article in the Telegraph reckons middle age starts at 35. Gah! I am middle aged now, then?

cheggers · 17/03/2010 14:03

yo beatches. am back.

and despite a long week spent inbetween immense pain and some nice smacky opiates in the maternity ward am still intact and yet to go pop

got rushed in to hossy a while back in agony, with what turned out to be a kidney infection and blockage. think one of the babies had been using my kidney as a pillow

anyhew to fix it i needed a tube inserted into my kidney to bypass the blockage (nice)

which the next day needed repositioning (really nice) and then all that dicking around kicked off some sort of early (5 minute contraction) labour.

all sorted now though with more drugs and am on doctors orders to do absolutely nothing.

huzzah!!!

so what have i missed??

skihorse · 17/03/2010 14:10

YAY cheggers! Sounds like you've been through the mill but I'm glad you've got access to good drugs, are you sure you don't want me to pop some extras in the post?

What did you miss? Oh fahsands of posts. I'm having a boy, curly's having a girl, rots is having a boy, pony is having a boy.

donttry turned up yesterday and is now 2 weeks overdue... so there you go - we finally got a bunch of BESHes diffed but nobody can be arsed to lay one yet.

is our new favourite emoticon.

We all got trashed in another thread yesterday but said thread has been removed - and for once, not due to our swearing and over-reactions!

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SkaterGrrrrl · 17/03/2010 14:21

Cheggers!! What dramas, girl. Good to see you back in the deli.

I have been fighting Stepfords Wives on the feminism threads and we have nice new PESH people and I am 16 weeks today.

cheggers · 17/03/2010 14:42

arr congrats on all the boy and girl bumps - and congrats on 16 weeks already skates. not bad going when you've only been pregnant 5 minutes

i don't think i'll be arsed to lay any bubs either. my naughty front runner is now breech so i got booked in this morning for a section in 3 and a bit weeks time.

oh and good luck donttry if you're still lurking about. glad you made it back into the fold before the big event

givecarrotsachance · 17/03/2010 14:43

Oh gosh darn it, I was wanting to post again there. Why was it removed? I was going to be all explaining about how nice we were (in the all-new, fluffy rots style).

Fantastic to see you cheg!!! I have no idea how many weeks you are though. Are they letting your try a vaginal delivery or are they getting you to a certain stage and cutting them out the front? Hospie sounds really horrid On the positive front I understand kidney infections to be more painful than labour...

pandie ooooh the uniform! Ashooly unlike cassie and iggs I'm a one-man girl although I do sometimes think it would have been nice to have had the experience...???

Sorry I made you paranoid me love. Um, are you linked to Igg, Cas, Ski or Cunty on FB? If so ask them to tell you who I am. If not we did work out a way of doing it via the butter dish - is that still available? If you want to, anyway. No pressure. I'll just be absolutely offended if you don't.

But seriously, only if you want to.

Did your OH do a tandem or static line? I did a paraglide once, many years ago, and didn't get proper training and stalled it at 10 feet. I had to be carried off the landing field I have done quite a lot of gliding, which is my favourite, and some power, including my best experiences - aerobatics in a YAK 52 which a friend owned, flying over Lake Niassa in Malawi/Mozambique (I don't even have a PPL, never mind a flying-over-water), and away from Nairobi last year over the Rift Valley with tiny zebra and giraffes running away below . I don't have any kind of license, and I've yet to even go solo even in a glider, but one day when I've got more time and cash I'll get back to it. But with what I have done, I always mention when going on a light aircraft in Africa that I have flown and so far they've always said, "hop on up and fly this one then"!!! . They've not let me land it yet though . I'm guessing that a microlight in the UK is going to be safer than even a commercial light aircraft in Africa! Everyone we know who lives there has lost someone to a random small plane crash

Last time, flying back out of the Rift Valley, there were two pilots so I didn't get a chance to fly. The co-p was training in bush flying and was in control, when the pilot took control with a very sudden, steep left turn, saying over the headphones, "we'll - er - just take a closer look at that river below". I gaped out to see what they were looking at - nothing interesting - as a sheer wall of rock came within a few 10s of feet from the right wing tip. Mr new-to-the-bush hadn't realised just how quickly them old valleys turn into not-valleys and we were pretty darned close to being a permanent fixture! Very exciting.

You should try gliding. It's fantastic. It's nearly very quiet but it's like the difference between, say, riding a horse you've got a really good connection with and driving a car, to compare it between power and non. It's so light and touchy - amazing. And really safe of course - I'd not want to deal with putting down a powered AC with an engine failure!

I learnt to fly because I was terrified of flying, and so insisted on learning the physics before I went up, then practising stalling immediately we got enough height. After that I was away.

I'm with you on the grabbing from below. Are we not all of the "Jaws" generation? The generation who knows it's NEVER safe to go back into the water?

givecarrotsachance · 17/03/2010 14:45

"cassie and iggs I'm a one-man girl"

To clarify, I'm NOT suggesting that cas and iggs partake an anything like swinging or something... before I trash their reps completely...

givecarrotsachance · 17/03/2010 14:48

X post cheg. Shame about the breech but at least you know where you are and what you're doing. It'll all be fine

So exciting!!!

pandora69 · 17/03/2010 14:58

Err, butter dish? Go on then, pass it this way. I think I know who Ski is on another forum that has PMs, but I'm not 100%

Hey, Ski - drop me a line on the skiing place so I can FB Rots and let her cyberstalk me there too!

iggypiggy · 17/03/2010 15:04

Pandy - there is a way... you can email me at [email protected] and I'll add you to my FB if you like. Or do it via Ski - whichever you like

Cokie · 17/03/2010 15:04

Cheggers we haven't formally met but best of luck! You soound like you are laying two, you are therfore well hard.

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