Due April 2009 - Chapter 28: Manual Labour Brings on Boring Birthing Labour and we meet Baby BB and Baby Bleu!!!

[NuttyBlowUpEasterBunny]

Thought i would customise the title a bit

Ok Lets see if we can hit that 9 baby target for tommorow!!!!! Puuuuuuusssshhhhhh

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lb 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES
02 Apr: Oddeyes: BABY ODDEYES 9lb 8oz
03 Apr: Bleuravin: MEGAN LILLIAN CONSTANCE
04 Apr: BABY BOLAT: 6lb 5oz

Still yet to hatch...

01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer
04 Apr : phdlife
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
20 Apr : lou031205 (29) 3rd DC, DD1 3.4, DD2 19 mo
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
25 Apr : ReallyTired
25 Apr : TarteTatin
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
28 Apr : Satheresitting
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

Schulte's company looks dull as ditchwater

& ohhhh, I want my baby

Springy - best way to be!!! you know where you're going with people if you cut the crap! i like straight talk/ing/ers

Springy ROFL

That doesn't surprise me, Nutty

that obvious eh lol

I find it very endearing - but yes, it is a bit obvious

bit like this

I didn't know anybody was taking photos of us

damn photographers get everywhere y'know! no privacy these days i tell ya

evening ladies......i am now feeling rubbish generally, still sick but now achey and hot and shivery and generally miserable. DH (not always great in a crisis) is wandering around saying 'i don't know how you're going to have the energy for childbirth'..

Although he has also given me a walkie-talkie in case i need him in the loo

MM - oohhhh ((hugs)) xx hooray for the walkie talkie!!

MM - pants for feeling nasty, you poor thing... but PMSL at walkie talkie for the loo! That's classic...

Speaking of loos, I'm off for a nice long soak now (without getting the stitches wet, obviously) so I'll see you all in the am!
XXX

Night Kitty xx

i know, it's such a man way to help

It's so difficult being in the spotlight like this, Nutty

& haha, I love the walkie-talkie! What a bloke! Fantastic. Sorry that you feel so rubbish, though. Things are definitely moving along, though - they're just taking a while

i've been sorely tempted to test it.. something like 'come in MathsDaddy, i need you here stat, we have a code red - baby's head visible - I repeat visible...'

I'm running a bath at the moment in the hope that if I relax a lot I'll at least manage to get a good night's rest and have enough energy for tomorrow.

MM, I love the walkie talkie idea and think that I should have a set for when I need extracting from helping out of the bath.

'Roger that. ... ... Whu?!'

(& I think you'll find that's what got you into this mess in the first place )

MM am PMSL at the 'code red'!

Now Springy is making me laugh

I knew that coming on here would cheer me up even though I've had a day of crappy false labour.

lol at the wlakie talkie - so not going to mention that to dh - he would definitely want one.

I'm off for my yummy lavender oil bath now.

Thanks for cheering me up and good night everybody.

MM, just make sure you say 'over' at the end of your code red announcement - men tend to get really fussy about those things, regardless of the circumstances. You don't want to be waiting for a panic-stricken man to throw himself into the bathroom whilst he's tutting & sighing at your inability to communicate effectively

I'm glad you're feeling a bit cheerier, Swali. I always feel better after hanging around here for a few minutes - it's the only place we can be really understood!

rofl at 'roger that'

who the heck would want to??!!
My DH would totally freak out in that situation ;)

I think you should go for it & film the ensuing hilarity for our entertainment