Due April 2009 - Chapter 27: Waters Have Broooooken.............Like First Stage Laboooour

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go again, may we birth more babies on this thread!!

Ohhhhh we're on our way to birthing day!!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

they're teasing us with useless bunny's that dont blardy work!!!

tis outrageous!!

ha ha nope, I cant get them either

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I just tried to post and then got locked out

Congratulations to Oddeyes and WFH your little one is just gorgeous, you must be so proud!

Kitty - YANBU, I would hate that. Puzzle, I love the 'my husband's a policeman' haha. Unfortunately I can't lie for toffee, you must be far more convincing. I wouldn't stress too much about the MW though, they must seriously see some sights on their rounds.

Happy due dates to Kalikaroo (probably sp, sorry) and Purlease

BB - it's all sounding really hopeful shouldn't be much longer now but leave that damn bathroom alone! (Although I have had to sort out my DH's shite attempt at removing the floor this morning )

Boff - brill news about the now normal bottom BP. Serious change from last week. Is there any chance you could get a new AP? The bike hat thing was just . I mean ffs, I got my first teaching job in a secondary school when I was 22!

There's nothing worse than wanting some rabbit fun and the damn things broken!

lol puzzle

whats a girl got to do to get rampant with her rabbits these days eh!! pah

HQ are working on it apparently. There are a lot of unsatisfied women out there.

hahahahaha i should think there are

KittyCat, I would say that you're about to have a load of professionals traipse in and out of the house because of the birth, and the ganja whiff probably is a bit indiscreet in the light of this. I would also mention in passing that a lot of it does come through your windows, and you're not that partial yourself, so if they could avoid sending it downwind generally you'd appreciate that. A reasonable enough request, I imagine.

they've taken my blow up bunny away

Brettgirl, me too, I was running a school music department at 23 and also had a healthy and happy four year old, and helping the school's nursery class, so it blardy baffles me, all this AP stuff. Frankly I am worn out with childcare issues after 21 years of this, a downtrodden woman, a shadow of my former self.

I have emailed the AP agent at considerable length and she is going to ring me on Monday because she's on leave today.

Awwww. Bunnies gone . And I've done an Easter name and everything!

sounds like all you can do just now then boff since she will probably come in handy a bit when the baby arrives. then you can choose what to do at a slightly later date once things settle down a bit.

swaliswan - sounds like a good plan. had forgotten the full term thing at 37 weeks - thats today for me - so thats nice news.

dont get the bunny thing - is it a new emoticon thing for easter?

lol puzzle at your policemen story - thats a great idea. sort of thing i'd love to do at the time and only think of it three weeks later.

Boff - I am prob quite a bit younger than most people expect..and pah! advancing years.. my DH is waaaaaaaaaaay older than you we understand in my strange intergenerational family more than most that age has very little bearing on most things.

for the rubbish non-functional bunnies

I haven't got dressed yet!

MM - me neither, dont worry

MM you do get more knackered with pg at this age, believe me. Or maybe it's just the SPD talking.

hey hey ladies.welcome to the world baby oddeyes!

i just been to the midwives and I'm 4/5 engaged and have an irritable uterus apparently . tee hee. i also have a chest infection and feel a bit sorry for myself, so i'm watchng lost and eating chocolate lindt bunnies. too ill to go hospital bag shopping or do the nursery. grrrr. baby stay put!

Boff- thats the SPD talking i feel about 90!

Hey frekkles

boo for the grumpy uterus and chest infection ((hugs)) xx

Boff - I have no way of knowing that! Although if I fuflfil my ambition of having a whole football team I will call you up and moan that you were right...

Sure SPD has a major effect though. Anyway we've only got max two weeks to go....

Nice, Nutty!

Frekkles - boooo for chest infection. Well known fact that the only reliable cure is Lindt bunnies, so lucky you've got it at Easter-time!

Irritable Uterus!!!

I want a chocolate lindt bunny

I've got a headless one if anyone wants it..my mum bought it for DD and I'm such a heartless sensible mummy I wouldn't let her eat it all. I HATE them - I have a weird fear of easter eggs and the like....