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Due April 2009 - Chapter 24: Pulling the Plug on the April babies!!!

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BabyBolat · 25/03/2009 10:59

Here we go again....

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 25/03/2009 13:27

i would knight your cervix for Good deeds performed in the face of adversity, but swords and cervix's dont really go........have a meadal for your cervix instead

mathsmummy27 · 25/03/2009 13:28

yoooooooooowch get your sword away from me

where do I hang the medal ??

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 25/03/2009 13:28

BB - oooh do they do a mini egg easter egg?? what about you? what would you like??

bronze · 25/03/2009 13:30

stand on your head purple?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 25/03/2009 13:30

Mathsmummy its velcro so you can put it anywhere

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 25/03/2009 13:33

that is as long as you havent laid laminate recently

LuLuBai · 25/03/2009 13:46

So Springy hasn't popped young George out while I've been washing my hair then?

I think she'll have him sometime on Friday.

BabyBolat · 25/03/2009 13:48

They do indeed do a mini-eggs easter egg but for me it is buttons every time!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 25/03/2009 13:50

Springy Sweepstake - George's arrival

Friday

Nutty -PM(easter egg bet on with bb)
LuLu - anytime
Purple - Evening

Saturday

BB - PM (easter egg bet on with nutty)

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 25/03/2009 13:51

BB - ok buttons it is deal

LuLuBai · 25/03/2009 13:53

I had some mini-eggs the other day. Wow they are good.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 25/03/2009 13:55

LuLu - they are ridiculously yummy!!

BabyBolat · 25/03/2009 13:56

deal !

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BabyBolat · 25/03/2009 13:56

I do love them but there are never enough in the pack = when you buy those big family packs you get about 20 little eggs!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 25/03/2009 13:58

thats why you buy more than one pack

BabyBolat · 25/03/2009 13:59

But then I feel fat for eating 2 packets - even though I know it is because they are so small!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 25/03/2009 14:01

thats the trick see!! you have to open both packs pour them into one bag and throw the evidence of the other packet in the bin, you soon forget that there was ever 2 packets

LuLuBai · 25/03/2009 14:01

I am definitely going to have to get out of the house this afternoon - if only to get chocolate (but also because when we are out of the house DD cannot be making a mess, even if the cat can)

My latest ploy is to try and kill the cat with kindness. Have been giving him slices of ham and other banned treats. He's supposed to be on a prescription diet from the vet but if I just keep feeding him that healthy stuff he'll live to about 900 years old, becoming ever more incontinent and dysfunctional

BabyBolat · 25/03/2009 14:06

Ha ha I would lock it in a room with a litter tray until it learns how to behave!!!

Bless your DD, I try not to laugh but she just sounds so adorable!!!

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PuzzleRocks · 25/03/2009 14:09

I disappeared to go and make supper. I have got as far as chopping vegetables and have had to sit down again. Pathetic.

Auld - . Don't be so hard on yourself. I find i'm a lot shorter with DD at the moment and I haven't got anything hanging over my head as an excuse. You are coping admirably.

Lulu - I plan to give it a couple of months after this one is born befoe I start potty training. DD doesn't take her nappy off but she does seem to tug at them enough at night that they leak occasionally. I sympathise.

Purple - enojoy your massage.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 25/03/2009 14:11

LuLu- do the vets know about the incontinence have they said/ suggested anything that may help?

Juwesm · 25/03/2009 14:11

RASPBERRY LEAF TEA!!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 25/03/2009 14:12

Juw - well done

LuLuBai · 25/03/2009 14:17

Pretty sure that the vet would blame it on a combination of DD (he hates children) and all the upheaval at home. He was fairly well litter trained when we took him on. He's an old rescue cat who always lived in a flat so he doesn't really understand the concept of going to the loo outside. But he only started pissing and shitting in corners after DD was born.

LuLuBai · 25/03/2009 14:17

Puzzle - perhaps we can set up a potty training support thread in the summer

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