Due April 2009 - Chapter 24: Pulling the Plug on the April babies!!!

[BabyBolat]

Here we go again....

LOL Bronze, best watch out or your DH may not make it through the doorway

Mumble how's the chiuaua doing ?

Now that's another side affect of breast feedging that wasn't mentioned at the antenatal classes. I was so looking forward to some non pregnant sex too (and I WONT be getting pg again anytime soon!)

Ladies for the dryness may i just mention a little product on the market known as lube???

It wasn't purely physical, Nutty, it was also that after spending hours day and night feeding, changing, carrying, rocking and soothing a baby who did nothing but scream when he was awake, I was exhausted and really wanted to be left alone. I felt that there were so many constant demands on me that once I had got DS to sleep I couldn't face anything other than sleep and calm.

Auld - i totally see what you mean. i have been there and i know that i wont be up for it for a good while after, i'm under no illusions that i will be raring to go immediately, it all takes time

I'm not sure I could buy it Nutty. I am still traumatised by a pair of old people in the queue in front of me at Sainsbury's with three tubes! I live in a small town .

Aww, bless the old folks and their lube - I think it's sweet!

Brettgirl - there are many alternatives you will have baby oil for a start (just dont fully rely on condoms)

Auld - absolutely get where you are coming from and second that.

I'm still amazed we were actually able to make this one happen !!!

AM getting some serious period type pains for last half hour, feel the need to go move about some so best sign off for the night

happy chatting ladies

hahaha. I'm such a prude aren't I?

Night Mumble xx

Ju - I'm with you, love to think we'll still be up for it when we're old a wrinkly

Night folks, it's 9:30 here, so far too late for a fat lady who's been awake since 4:30am.

Night Auld xx

wheres auld live?? just curious

France

ooh lala

Hi everyone sorry no time to catch up right now I need your help.
I'm in agony here lower back. It's so unbelievably sore that it's making me feel sick. It's almost like a burning pain. Too low for kidneys I think. It's been on and off all day. Not contractions type on and off but like up to half an hour of horrible pain then nothing. Anyone any ideas?
TMI part is I've had a fair bit of mucus today but DP was up for the night so we had sex a few times, which might explain mucus sorry!
Hope everyone's fine x

In the middle of doing a proper catch up (I'm working slowly today!), but got sidetracked by the urban dictionary thing My real, official, name (I mostly go by a nickname) has too many definitions, but they include:

1. a hot girl that loves to flirt and barely anyone can get her. Girls envy, and boys drool.

1. The definition of sexy.

1. the girl that can be such a tease but might have sex with you. female hooker. very sexy though with a nice ass and tight pussy and..huge tits. shes the girl you always dream of and the girl you fap on everyday.

1. a girl with really bad body odor, that loves to snort pixie stix, and smokes a lot of virginia slims. she cusses like a sailor and enjoys sexual encounters with strange men with ponytails.

But my favourite is:

1. code name for "bedwetter". one who wets the bed.

Now I know where DH has been getting his ideas from

My nickname is:

1. a rare and precious being

1. One of the most rad women in the universe due to her bootylicious bod and sultry voice, not to mention the twinkle in her eye and sexy smile.

1. a very beautiful precious sweet intelligent assertive girl

I LIKE this game. Although I'm not so sure about:

1. A slutty hoe. Who sleeps with everything that walks. also she has a poochsac!!!!!!!

and evidently, a crazy bush.

& Puzzle, don't worry. I just did my surname - the first definition is:

'uses: noun, verb

an extremely large penis,even larger than a shawn almost to the point of excessive. can also be used as a verb to describe the act of penetration with a large penis.'

Boff, yay for John Lewis. They are rather fabulous. & well done for your pregnant sniffing abilities Also, how good that your chiro will come out for the birth! A very good day for you indeed

Sarah, at 'Tarantino scenario'.

Auld, well done for your DS's loud vocalisation of your irritation - kids are useful like that

Ju, I like the idea of text updates to DH to prove that we're not just bumming around & are, in fact, being very productive. Being clean & not smelling like a hobo is a great achievement at this point! Even if it doesn't happen until 3 or 4pm.

STOP TALKING ABOUT CAKE, EVERYONE! IT'S NOT FAIR!

& haha, I see that bronze has already got in there with our surname - I'd have been quite worried if I'd not already known that we had the name in common My maiden name has no definitions at all

Mumble's surname made me LOL

Trista, I have nothing useful to add, I'm afraid Perhaps post in the pregnancy topic if nobody else is around here at the moment & you're worried?

thanks springy I might do that. I'll give it a wee bit longer, see if I can deal with it. people outwith this thread are quite scary!

how many weeks are you trist? x

They're okay over on the pregnancy topic. Especially if you're posting a health-related question & are obviously in pain / worried. It's when you start asking if you're being unreasonable or expressing an opinion about something that it can kick off