Due April 2009 - Chapter 24: Pulling the Plug on the April babies!!!

[BabyBolat]

Here we go again....

Yesterday I discovered I LOOOOOVVVVEEEE Nutella.

Was bought to treat/bribe DD to take her medicine last week but she refused to eat it. DS asked for some on his toast the other morning (apparently they have choc spread on toast at pre-school sometimes ) but he didn't finish it. Not even thinking, I "cleaned" away the leftovers and then had to go make two more slices

Have hardly stopped since then

Puzzle - in all fairness i would be a grumpy mum too but dd is in school all day and i only really get to see her for a few hours so its alot easier to restrain my grumpy self

Mumble - gorgeous stuff innit!!!

Lauren - You do not want to know how long it has been for me. I'm going to tear that man apart when this baby is out.

Off to settle DD now. Back in a bit.

Keep being told this week by people that my bump has definately dropped. Saw the MW on Tues, baby not yet engaged so can't believe it's dropped down that much esp. as I carry very low right from the start.

Mind you having checked myself out in the mirrow today I definately look rather like I've got a beachball shoved up my top: very round, low and all front. DH said last night that I now look like I've got a comedy fake bump

Can't believe we seem to have dried up on the imminent birth front.....was really must be due someone to burst in the enxt day or two.

careful puzzle or theyll be another 9months of this fat stuff =p how much weight have you lot put on since beginning... tell me to off if thats a cheeky question..

mumble i had ppl weeks ago sayin baby had dropped and he hadnt, and now he has i still dont see that much of a change in my bump to look at, just the feel of it and sensations down there. my bump looks fake too

bumps not very big tho to say im due to giv birth in 3week only 33cm... got a growth scan on tuesdsay

Smutty - DS starts school in Sept. I was there this am for a coffee morning to meet the other parents, head and reception teacher. I'm just completely torn between looking forward to it 'cause it will ease the burden (another black mark on my bad mummy list at the moment !) and just not being able to believe he's old enough to be going to school yet.

Mumble - welcome to Nutella club! It's great on toast, or croissants, or just off the spoon in big tasty mouthfuls!

Watch out all you planning on post-baby sex booms.......soooo easy to get caught out. My SIL had her first 2 just under a year appart

Nope, sorry, my lips are sealed.
It's not actually that upsetting, just a definition written by a dim adolescent, a bit crappy and puerile.

how do people do that? I wasnt awake enough to have sex within three months so no chance of mine being a year apart

dhs been snipped anyway

wheres this urban dictionary and are you doing real names or ones on here?

Mumble - take tissues on the first day (i cried like a baby it was heart wernching! ) oh dont you worry i will have birth control all sorted before i go near my mans joystick believe me!!

Lauren - i binned my scales so i dont know.

Bronze - real names, i'm getting mine removed after this one, i have been put off pregnancy well and truly, never again.

Bronze - here

that is i'm getting my bits removed not dh's lol

I used my real name.

I didn't want to put too much of a downer on the orgy plans, but since you mention it Bronze, I didn't even feel remotely like sex for at least 2-3 mths due to exhaustion and the after effects of the episiotomy. And TBH, my libido only really came back when I stopped BF.

But that's clearly not universal!

What are you getting removed - your man's joystick??? Harsh!

Aha! x posts!

hee hee

1)The sort of beautiful girl you meet through random chance (like at a bus stop) and want to know closely for the rest of your life. A challenging, baffling, bumbling but most of all amazingly talented girl that brings warmth to your heart with the faintest flash of a smile.
2)an over the counter drug that can be purchased in Japan, containing small amounts of codine. Comes in both pill and liquid form. Taking large amounts creats that high euphoric state of mind. Only $20 for a bottle of 60 and $30 for 85.
3)A beer, typically of a brand commonly enjoyed by college students.
4)Dutch faggot who goes out for dinner, then stiffs you when it comes time to pay. ( I think they mean doesnt pay?!)
5)A usually dutch individual who can be a ball sack when ever he wishes. Generally affiliated with nips or dutch people.
6)an extremely dutch man
look @ that .... - fuck hes hot

woah loads
think I like number 1 best

Bronze - know exactly what you mean. Don't want to suggest us old hands know better but I suspect it'll be a bit different to how some imagine it . I wasn't really up for it for a good few months, sore & exhausted etc. And (TMI Alert) I found that BF left me feeling rather, erm, dry even with the very best efforts and encouragement.

Mind you my SIL has 6 so clearly nothing stops her !!!!!

DH is chuffed. Our surname comes up as

an extremely large penis,even larger than a shawn almost to the point of excessive. can also be used as a verb to describe the act of penetration with a large penis.

Bronze - Lol

First name

1. Hella orgasmic cosmopolitan mama with no babies. Wicked, happy, and the sexiest piece of ass your pearly whites will never sink in to.
2. an interesting little chick who is mostly crazy all the time and enjoys random songs by demi lavoto and hillsong. she happens to be a very good best friend and seems to be addicted to music....and whipped cream. she hates cats.
3. a hot mama who has a cute lil chiuaua.. but watch out.. once a month that chiuaua turns into a pitbull RAWRRR!
4. Has big boobs and loves sex especially oral sex, YUM

Surname

1. A two-handed masturbation technique performed whilst viewing a poor quality video of a naked, jumproping woman.
2. The act of putting one's testicle into the anus of another. Usually done in multiple attempts.