Due April 2009 - Chapter 24: Pulling the Plug on the April babies!!!

[BabyBolat]

Here we go again....

And BTW I too am intact, other than MW's checks. The idea of rummaging around in there is unappealing in the extreme. My fanjo feels most unfamiliar.

Another unmolested cervix here.

not out of choice mind you i cant reach and dh doesnt want to hurt me (bless 'im) and its just too much effort

sadly nookie has also been off the menu in the Nutty household for the same reasons hahaha dh will not know whats hit him post pg, we have pretty much 9 months to make up for HOORAH!

does that mean I will be LAST???!!! fgs

Havent even had a MW rummage around in there this time !! which is pretty good actually, though i have to see the consultant at 38 weeks and a rummage is definately on the cards then............. my fanjo nearly got away with it till birth!!! nevermind

I'm really bloody uncomfortable...

Mathsmummy - no i'm last, and if dd is anything to go by i will be 2 weeks late too, fear not!

Bronze - what kind of uncomfortable??

Puzzle - just urban dictionary-ed my name

First name

1 - When someone has sex in their office

2 - one who is unique, short, funny, and really clumsy. a unique independent person who knows how to have a great time, extremely funny and outgoing. she has lots of friends and is always there for them.

Surname

Bastardized form of the word Preteen--used to refer to someone who's being a teenage douchebag!!

eek what a combo

Hey guys sorry i havent been on in a while..

last time was when i was gettin really bad pains.. which turned out to be braxton hicks caused by sex lol.. no more nooky for a while!!

been MW today and baby is 3/5's engaged wooo!! anytime now thank gooddddd

how everyone doin?

New love for Urban Dictionary. My first name:

a funky fresh individul who has got it goinngg ONNNN.
she's amazing, talented, smart, and SUPPPPERR SEXYY.
she can be a straight up g, yo.(:
she's pretty flyyyy but totally down to earth
anyone who meets her loves her incredilby.
she is pretty much the sex.

Allegations that I posted this definition myself are completely unfounded. I may however add:

"someone whose cervix remains untouched by human hands"

Juw - sorry but i'm going to double check whit the urban !! (love ya really )

Lauren - heya hooray for engagement glad everything is ok

It can't have been me. I don't even know what "a straight up g, yo" might really mean! Am quite pleased to be 'the sex' though. That can only be a good thing, right?

evening ladies

Feeling fat and frustrated here. Seem to have been really hormonal all day and hence grumpy with the only people I've seen all day ie the kiddies. Which in turn just makes me feel worse and like the worse mum in the world all at the same time

Have had some really wierd dreams the last couple of nights.......going out shopping (or other mundane activity) and suddenly realising I'm either completely naked or just naked from the waist down Am I just feeling out of control and vulnerable ?? If I am it's news to me - surely I should feel much more confident and in control given I'm not a birthing virgin !

Going to try and do a quick scan through and catch up on gossip now

Just uncomfortable. I think its a combinations of having been on my feet a lot, leaning forward because my bits are too swollen to sit straight and then not being able to breathe properly because o leaning forward.

Will get the kids to bed and relax

Well acc to the Urban Dictionary my first name means:
1.n. Grandmother or great aunt.
2.n. Sophisticated, intelligent woman between the ages of 14 & 55, usually attractive but not obscenely so. Reads fiction, listens to public radio, and drinks tap beer. Horrible at returing phone calls, even from the closest friends.

Not sure about definition 1, nor about the tap beer.

Am censoring my last name, was too upsetting!

Juw - you're just to good to be true by the sounds of things

Mumble - ((hugs)) we've all reached the fat and frustrated point now methinks

Bronze - good plan

Nutty - we must have met in RL !

Juw -

Auld - am really curious about you surname meaning now!! but if its upsetting we'll leave it there

I love my name definition although DH was distinctly unimpressed that our surname effectively means c**t.

Nutty - Have you had sex in your office?
2 sounds about right. Are you short though?

Lauren - Hi there, I thought you might have popped when we didn't hear from you. Another shag hangover eh? Springy and Boff get those.

Ju - You may be pretty much the sex, but I have a rockin hot bod, beeyatch.

SOrry you're uncomfortable Bronze - sit back and put your feet up....and eat more cake

John Lewis are feb are they not, I try and get pretty much everything appliance-wise from them as th're customer service is one of the best I've come across AND they will price match so you shouldn't have to pay any more than anywhere else They even used to price match against internet prices but not sure if they still do that (they didn't advertise the fact but would if you asked outright).
Just to make you all Swindon has a John Lewis Home outlet shop which is just heaven sent - last wks dishwasher purchase had almost £200 off just for a few scuff marks on the top which are now hidden by the kitchen worktop

And Boff, whey-da-go on the chiro willing to come to your birth, and check baby. how fab is that !

you mummies that are preggers and already have kids i bow down to you!! dont know how you do it, i can hardly look after just me, god knows how il ever have another one when this ones running around!!

yeah puzzle but its not good cus am horny as hell and we get such a build up then hes like "no, its not going in there, il hurt you"....nothin like blowin ur own trumpet =p

god damn those shag hangovers... it was 24 hours of really strong braxton hicks every 20minutes!! not niiiice guys!!!

Puzzle - i have been known to dabble a little in the office nookie dept (was a while ago now though ) and at 5ft3 i'm truly a shortee

ROFL at shag hangovers

Mumble - ooohh bargain on the dishwasher!!

Mumble - We are all being grumpy Mums at the moment. Apart from Nutty maybe. Don't feel bad, we are nearly there and then we can make it up to them.

Bronze - Can you chill out tomorrow?

Auld - Please give us your surname definition. It can't be any worse than mine.