Due April 2009: Episode 23 -There's no business like show business!!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go

Show business may be good business but can we get on with some birthing business now please!!

Can I come round to yours Ju? Pop the cheesecake in the fridge and I'll be round to guzzle a slice once I've followed Swali's advice and started bedtime routine again (skipping the bath cos I really cannot be bothered).

Aaargh - she just clambered on the back of the sofa and stage dived off onto my shoulders. Lunatic child.

Righty-ho - bottle, bedtime and story here we come (feels like Groundhog day).

Laters everyone

Can I come round to yours Ju? Pop the cheesecake in the fridge and I'll be round to guzzle a slice once I've followed Swali's advice and started bedtime routine again (skipping the bath cos I really cannot be bothered).

Aaargh - she just clambered on the back of the sofa and stage dived off onto my shoulders. Lunatic child.

Righty-ho - bottle, bedtime and story here we come (feels like Groundhog day).

Laters everyone

Oh, definitely skip the bath but the bottle and story sounds like a fab plan. Might just calm her down enough and signal to her that it really is bedtime now.

DH now home.

Has refused nookie for birth induction purposes, on grounds of being too busy at work for baby to arrive this week.

I am not impressed at all. If I can schlep around with all this in my belly for nine months, then the least he can do is help me remove it on demand.

If he doesn't oblige I may have to consider a repeat of the mountain biking escapade I employed to induce DD.

May need a recumbent bike however, given the circumstances.

Boffin - how dare he put work commitments before your birth inducing needs!! cheeky boy!!

More than welcome Lulu. I'll save you a slice!

excuse me one moment .........

YYYYYOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW owowowowowowowowow ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

ok better now, ok not really but, a bit

What was wrong, Nutty?

Quite, Nutty. I threatened to sleep with someone else but we both reckoned I was not in much of a state to pull, tbh.

Are you feeling better now?

this baby is trying to burrow out of my fanjo by pushing against my ribs and prising my pelvis apart, being quite beastly about it too. i'm sure its great fun for her but not quite so much for me

Boff you will have to get him while he's asleep and rouse him out of his dreamy state with a bit of hanky panky, he cant refuse you then

He always pushes me off when I try that, and grumbles about needing his sleep, so I gave up years ago.

At least your baby is trying to burrow out, Nutty. Mine is clearly comfortable with his/her feet up in my ribs and head nowhere near my fanjo.

ha ha Boff, that's almost exactly the conversation we had earlier!

Boff doesn't he know you sleep much better when sexually sated??

Swali - right now i would happily swap with you

He has just said he won't even have a look on my behalf!!!

I should have married MathsMummy.

I'm feeling really sick all of a sudden

Oh dear Swali.

Evening ladies. Hope you are well, seen midwife today, 2 weeks ago they said baby was 3/5 engaged....today back out and nowhere near!!!! Humph!!! thought with all the pushing it was doing into my ribs it would be well down. NOT IMPRESSED!

My BH really aren't helping with the whole nausea thing. Having your bump go hard and poke into your stomach is not good when you feel sick.

Swali - ((hugs)) xx

Know what you mean, I keep craving chocolate then feel sick for two hours after indulging.

bumpalump, is this your first?

No, DS agred 2yr 6m. Midwife says its common for second children to 'come back out'