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Due April 2009: Episode 23 -There's no business like show business!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 23/03/2009 11:45

Here we go

Show business may be good business but can we get on with some birthing business now please!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 23/03/2009 21:59

Kitty & Puzzle night night xx

Springy - lol were you trying to see how much you could mention porn in one post??

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 23/03/2009 22:02

Springy - "'I have a huge penis & I'm going to see how hard I can batter her cervix with it" like a mars bar in batter?? maybe with a side order of chips

((hugs)) for the contractions & sickness together xx

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mathsmummy27 · 23/03/2009 22:06

Really Boff at the inability to get information from education bods...(despite knowing what the endless acronyms and abbreviations mean..)

rofl at battered cervix
ooh btw mine has returned! hurrah! she's obviously not that offended...

mathsmummy27 · 23/03/2009 22:07

TMI alert..(ha!) is it weird that I find it extremely interesting when I can feel my own poo waiting to come out (whilst eeling my cervix, obviously..)

Ok, I think I know the answer to that..

SpringySunshine · 23/03/2009 22:08

No, I really wasn't. I was just responding to what was there - it's not my fault that you were all talking about porn so much in my absence & I happen to have opinions on it. I didn't even notice how many times I'd said 'porn' in that post, but it was quite a few

& yes, just like! I've never had a fried Mars bar, actually. I must go & visit our Scottish contingent & sample their wares

& I've just been sick again. Twice in one day It's really annoying because I can't go out - I can't be more than a few seconds away from a toilet at any given time for a whole range of reasons

mathsmummy27 · 23/03/2009 22:08

OMG feeling !! why can I not type!!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 23/03/2009 22:08

MM - yay for returned cervix!! maybe she was having an off duty moment?

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SpringySunshine · 23/03/2009 22:10

I think I'd find it interesting, too. But I would never realise what it was. It took me long enough to figure out the cervix thing, never mind anything else.

SpringySunshine · 23/03/2009 22:12

Yes, I don't want to imagine what 'eeling' your cervix may entail

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 23/03/2009 22:13

Springy - Scotland here we come, i've not had a battered mars bar either. Booo for the vomiting ((hugs)) maybe its like the diorreah thing and is an extra sign??

Mathsmummy

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SpringySunshine · 23/03/2009 22:16

I don't really know. I have diarrhoea as well. Maybe I just have a mild version of a sickness bug? I feel generally okay in myself, though... I'm not sure.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 23/03/2009 22:18

see how you are tommorow and go to the docs if its no better??

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mathsmummy27 · 23/03/2009 22:18

could be just yuck Springy, or cold be something promising..(only at this time in your life will you ever consider sh*teing through th eye of a needle 'promising' )

SpringySunshine · 23/03/2009 22:19

I dunno. I'm fine really. I mean it's really unpleasant as it happens, but I'm not feeling too rough generally. Pregnant & achy, but not generally too awful. Certainly not totally wiped out like I'd expect to be with a proper D&V bug.

SpringySunshine · 23/03/2009 22:21

MM, you do make me laugh

I doubt it's anything promising, though. I'm certainly not feeling the need to start getting excited

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 23/03/2009 22:22

Mathsmummy - so true lol pregnancy's great innit makes you grateful for the strangest things

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mathsmummy27 · 23/03/2009 22:25

It's a chuffing godsend for people like me, of course

How will I return to normal life??!!

SpringySunshine · 23/03/2009 22:26

Well I'm still quite intrigued by your 'normal life'.

Without wanting to force uncomfortable details out of you, I was wondering what kind of participation you meant earlier. What genre? Photos? Film? (Do tell me to get lost if you want, I'm just very nosy / envious of your exciting life )

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 23/03/2009 22:29

thought we might like to have a reference so we can tick things off so to speak (from website)

The most common signs that labor may soon begin include:

The baby "drops" or engages into the pelvis, which is called lightening.

Lightening may occur two to four weeks prior to labor in first-time mothers and often not until labor begins if you have previously had children.

Your abdomen usually appears lower and more protruding.

You may experience a greater ease in breathing, relief from heartburn and an ability to eat larger portions.

However, the lower position of the baby together with its greater size, can lead to:
Increased backache and sacroiliac discomfort
Increased awkwardness in walking
Increased frequency of urination

Frequent bowel movements may be experienced within 48 hours of labor, cleansing the lower bowel in preparation for birth.

Diarrhea or flu like symptoms without fever. Indigestion, nausea, or vomiting are common a day or so before labor begins.

Increased vaginal discharge during the last few weeks of pregnancy as the body prepares for the passage of the baby through the birth canal.

Increased Braxton-Hicks contractions during the last weeks of pregnancy, which are "practice" contractions that prepare the uterus for labor and may cause some effacement and dilation (thinning and opening) of the cervix.

These contractions do not ordinarily cause pain but may be sufficiently strong and regular to be confused with true labor. This is referred to as false labor.

Possible "bloody show" or the release of slightly brown, pink or blood-tinged mucus from effacement and dilation (the thinning and opening) of the cervix, causing the mucus plug to be released from the cervix.
Some women notice a sudden burst of energy, sometimes called a "nesting instinct" approximately 24-48 hours before the start of labor.

You may feel a strong desire to clean the house and prepare for the baby. Try not to tire yourself as nature gives you this extra energy to help you during labor. If you must be active, be careful not to overexert yourself!

A loss or leveling off in weight may be noticed in the last few days before labor begins. It is common to lose 1-3 pounds of fluid before labor begins as a result of hormonal shifts.

Mother just feels "different," not quite herself.The bag of water may break.

Depending on the location of the break in the amniotic sac, the break can feel like a gush, or an uncontrolled trickle of fluid coming from the vagina.

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 23/03/2009 22:30

Mathsmummy - you are a beautiful enigma!! you could never be described as having a "normal life" and i'm just as intrigued as springy

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SpringySunshine · 23/03/2009 22:33

I have:

engaged baby (or at least sometimes engaged - he does pop in & out every so often) & therefore the lower / more protruding bump

more weeing, awkward walking & backache

diarrhoea & vomiting (& increased indigestion the last couple of days, actually - but I think that's because I jinxed myself saying I didn't really get it )

increased discharge

hahahaha, yes - BH & contractions

the bloody discharge

sort of the nesting instinct

I'm not doing badly

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 23/03/2009 22:36

Springy - see there you go!! nearly a full house so not long now

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SpringySunshine · 23/03/2009 22:37

I think it's still a while off. I'll be thrilled if it's not, but I'm fairly sure it's still a couple of weeks at least.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 23/03/2009 22:40

well i only have 2 of those

Diarrhea &

Increased backache and sacroiliac discomfort
Increased awkwardness in walking (had this all the way through though so cant rely on it being labour/preparing)

so you are doing very well on the labour soon scale

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SpringySunshine · 23/03/2009 22:42

Haha, I really hope it's soon. Apart from anything else, somebody needs to kick off this baby-having! The thread needs some birth-related excitement!

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