Due April 2009: Episode 22 - Plug Popping, Ball Bouncing and Cervix Searching the preparations continue...

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

chose this one hope nobody minds another quick thread!! the last one is a record i think at a day and a half!!!

Bronze, just saw your post - hang on in there. Hopefully it's just a 24 hour bug thing & will be over very soon xx

Yoni??? lol

I have just shown DH the last thread and he is genuinely baffled as to why we try to be the last poster!!! He liked the wheelchair of doom though.

I have definitely got cervix action at the moment. Bit of blood on loo roll just now.

Springy, sometimes you get a show on loo roll, sometimes it drops into the loo, sometimes you don't see it at all.

Instincts on timescale are actually 1 week. Could be wrong though.

ooooohhhh Boffin!!!!! starts boiling kettle and prepares towels!!!

Can't have it tonight. DH is going to Ireland tomorrow.

Yes, yoni You know what I mean, Smutty. I'm sure you're no stranger to the Kama Sutra

(In all seriousness, it's the phrase the NCT teacher used - very scientific )

& ooooh, I want blood! Where's my blood?

Forget this last post rubbish - I want the next baby

Sooooo fed up with childbearing. Cannot believe I am doing this to myself for a fourth time.

awwww drat whens he back so i can pencil it in??

How much blood was it? Good for your DH, buying me more time

Having cleaned up DS2's diarrhoea-infested bottom on Sunday, which was so revolting I actually did it in the nursery on the changing mat, I would quite like to put off any nappies for a bit, tbh.

Just a little streak, nothing significant IMO.

Yes, that does sound less than delightful...

It's fine until they start eating meat. Then all hell breaks loose down there.

Poor little chap had tried to do his own bottom and there were wet wipes and bits of poo everywhere. I am still finding them. (Sorry if TMI)

Falling asleep so going to go to bed now. Night night xx

Springy sorry?? what is this Karma sutra??? lol

Oh bless him How horrid. Not so good for you, either. At least you can sniff them out, though - I wouldn't stand a chance

night Boff xx

Night Boff.

& haha, as I thought I bet that's how you messed up your back in the first place, isn't it?

Poor Boy

i'm saying nothing though it may have had something to do with it

I'm really tempted to go for a walk in the park to see if I can make this come to anything, but I know I'll probably just make it worse & not end up with a baby anyway. But just being curled up on the end of the sofa feels really stupid & not very comfortable anyway... Whatcha think, Nutty?

Pfft, like that mouth'll stay closed for any length of time

Obviously I'd make DH come with me - I don't fancy a night time labour stroll on my own