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Due April 2009: Episode 22 - Plug Popping, Ball Bouncing and Cervix Searching the preparations continue...

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 19/03/2009 18:56

chose this one hope nobody minds another quick thread!! the last one is a record i think at a day and a half!!!

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SpringySunshine · 22/03/2009 10:30

It sounds like the sort of weird dream that'd be made infinitely better with a few marines

Juwesm · 22/03/2009 10:32

Kind of.......but baby-delivering marines??

Marines bearing G&A doesn't sound too bad!

SpringySunshine · 22/03/2009 10:33

Hey, these marines are up to any challenge

You could have them topless, holding the cannisters of G&A for you, putting those biceps to good use as you float around in the pool...

Juwesm · 22/03/2009 10:36

I imagine straddling that cannon would probably get things moving if labour wasn't progressing!

SpringySunshine · 22/03/2009 10:38

That's what I said to DH last night

Juwesm · 22/03/2009 10:40
bronze · 22/03/2009 10:43

Mothers day? Is it Mothers day? I didn't get so much as a kiss this morning before he buggered off. Bitter moi?
Happy Mothers day to all of you though

PuzzleRocks · 22/03/2009 10:44

Happy Mothers Day

I hope everyone is well today? I had a lovely day yesterday with friends and now i'm looking forward to a spot of lunch in the sunshine and a glass of champagne. Yippee.

Boff - Good to hear your friend had a change of heart.

BB - Let's hope your Uncle sees sense too. How rude.

Schulte - Well done for coping yesterday. Glad
your DD had a fab birthday.

Springy and Boff - You teases. I get all excited, scroll on, and then nothing! Do you know how frustrating that is for ME!

SpringySunshine · 22/03/2009 10:47

bronze How are the kids now? Feeling better?

Puzzle, nothing? Nothing? That's something, my friend! It may not be a baby, but I'm taking hope where I can get it & I refuse to have it called nothing!

Isn't the weather great? It's so nice that you can have lunch (& I'm not saying a word about your choice of beverage ) outside at the moment. I hope we're not using up our sunshine quota for the year, though - I want to do that with a baby at some point!

BabyBolat · 22/03/2009 10:49

LOL springy! your DH definitely does have some powerful machinery - you realise if he is checking your MN now he is going to be feel very empowered!!!

Ju, it is very bizarre this pregnancy seems so weird - it has completely changed our plans and directions and sometimes I wake up and think - why do I have a big bump???!!! Why is there a cot in my spare room?

Oh bronze Happy MOthers Day from us!!!

Oh Boff was your friends email suitably apologetic?

BabyBolat · 22/03/2009 10:50

Boff are you off giving birth???

BabyBolat · 22/03/2009 10:52

I have just done all the dishes and put up the hooks in the hallway (my attempt as DIY has left my finger bleeding!) but it is up and one less job for me to nag DH about today! I do feel sorry for that man sometimes, being married to me must be like one long to do list (although technically I am supposed to be having a non-doing weekend!!)

SpringySunshine · 22/03/2009 10:53

That's true. We don't want that... He has a tiny penis. Very ineffectual.

BabyBolat · 22/03/2009 10:54

Well said springy - from what I here, the baby starts pushing and coming down further just looking for it!!!!!

BabyBolat · 22/03/2009 10:54

hear even - good lord this baby has taken away my brain!!

PuzzleRocks · 22/03/2009 10:55

Blimey, it's not every day you are assaulted by a pregnant woman shaking her pants at you.

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/03/2009 10:59

Happy Mothers & incubators day!!

Springy you need this now!!! sounds like a show. ROFL at tiny penis you pant shaking loon lol

Mathsmummy - lol at shaking hands

BB - fantastic about the new bathroom, they really are sancutuarys and it will be lovely for you to have somewhere fresh to freshen up

Brettgirl - you should definately have a mothers day!!! and it's completely natural to be a bit nervous about meeting you baby xx

Gingersarah - do not make your own brekfast this morning!! demand that its made for you

Boffin - at pregnancy orgy

Puzzle - morning

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SpringySunshine · 22/03/2009 11:01

Puzzle, you wish it was

& BB, I doubt the baby is even vaguely aware of its presence. I know I'm not

bronze · 22/03/2009 11:01

I am so lost...whos shakign their pants and whos got a tiny penis?

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/03/2009 11:07

whos for a bacon sarnie???, dh has just made a mountain of them while dd has picked all the daffodils from the garden for me

love mothers day!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/03/2009 11:09

Bronze - springy is shaking her pants at Puzzle and Springys dh has a small penis (apparently)

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bronze · 22/03/2009 11:10

and hes still making things happen?....

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/03/2009 11:12

Bronze - i know!! small but effective methinks like a super soaker

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SpringySunshine · 22/03/2009 11:14

Ooh, sarnie for me please! & how sweet of DD. Bless her

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 22/03/2009 11:15
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