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Due April 2009: Episode 22 - Plug Popping, Ball Bouncing and Cervix Searching the preparations continue...

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 19/03/2009 18:56

chose this one hope nobody minds another quick thread!! the last one is a record i think at a day and a half!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 20/03/2009 14:39

no??, oh goody

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Bleuravin · 20/03/2009 14:39

Lol Bronze I'll go pack my bag after I have a nice big glass of fresh pressed lemonade...mmmm

I agree tho BB... call your MAU or doc and get in for a scan/reassurance. You have every right as a mother to check on the welfare of your baby (and since it's in the womb they'll have to scan)

I've managed to get an appt. (after a million and one calls) it's not until the 30th...but hey I'm in at least...Made me realise how close the baby could be though...

Have you ever seen an American panic? -stay tuned

Bleuravin · 20/03/2009 14:40

dentist appt that is...

BabyBolat · 20/03/2009 14:43

I just wasn't quick enough Nutty!

I will def give them a call in 30 minutes if there has been no movement and will go through everything that was said earlier!

I think she was a tw*t too!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 20/03/2009 14:55

nevermind BB maybe next time lol

ok, cool, keep us posted xx

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 20/03/2009 14:57

you packed that bag yet bleu????? chop chop!!!

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tristaleejac · 20/03/2009 15:01

OMG I am shocked at how people can be so petty, listen to this.
Neighbour through the wall from us has 2 little boys, roughly same age as mine. They are lovely wee people.
Anyway the guy who lives upstairs from her came out yesterday while she was hanging out her washing and asked would she please tumble dry her children's pants rather than hang them on her line as he finds them offensive to look down on!
Thankfully she told him she will hang out whatever she likes and she will not use her tumble drier on such a lovely day. Not that it's any of his business.

PuzzleRocks · 20/03/2009 15:02

BB - Given that she sounds bloody useless, she could well be totally wrong about being breech. Let us know when you have called the hospital lovely.

Bleuravin · 20/03/2009 15:02

lol... no, you've got me
...when I was in the kitchen looking for the list the MW gave me I thought I'd put some Swedish Meatballs in the slowcooker... I've just sat down for a rest and realised I forgot the list...so down the stairs I go again... Thanks for staying on top of things Nutty... (not Smutty nutty way cuz I do not want to know about that )

PuzzleRocks · 20/03/2009 15:03

Trista - What a freak! I would have given him something to be really offended about.

tristaleejac · 20/03/2009 15:06

Isn't it bloody awful! Fair enough if it was an adult putting out their kinky bondage gear or something then maybe people would get offended but children's pants???!!!

tristaleejac · 20/03/2009 15:07

wonder if my terry nappies will offend him!

Bleuravin · 20/03/2009 15:08

What is the cotton wool used for? list says 'roll/bag of cotton wool' I have some cotton wool face pads and some pleated cotton wool... which is what they're looking for?

tristaleejac · 20/03/2009 15:09

for cleaning bum and eyes (baby's) (and not same piece!)

Bleuravin · 20/03/2009 15:12

lol trista...so i'm not supposed to transfer the brown gooey stuff from the bum to the eyes aye? Good tip!

tristaleejac · 20/03/2009 15:13

wouldn't recommend it bleu - panda eyes not a good look on a newborn!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 20/03/2009 15:13

Trista - how in the world can you be offended by childrens pants?!? lol he would be well offended by mine

Bleu - cotton wool balls are best (and no thats not a pun!! honest!!))

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bronze · 20/03/2009 15:16

I would go out and buy granny pants and fill the line with them

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 20/03/2009 15:19

Lol i would get a life sized bad taste bear as a gnome for the garden

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gingersarah · 20/03/2009 15:21

BB - waiting to hear how things go when you phone. Good luck!

Trista - that comment has boggled my mind. I have never heard anything so pathetic in my life.

I went crazy rebellious this morning and ate a SOFT POACHED EGG. I have just had enough of following the rules: no more Mr Nice Ginger. It could be brie tomorrow. Just watch me.

I staggered around sainsburys like that video of the cow with BSE they were always showing in the 80s, and when I finally got out to my car found I had stupidly bought a cracked carton of milk. So I lumbered back to change it, waited a couple of seconds for the person in front of me at the Customer Services desk to be sorted, and then a HIDEOUSLY entitled posh woman pushed in front of me. I totally gave her the full frigid vicious shrivel verbal treatment. It was just what my mood needed. I have been feeling great ever since.

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 20/03/2009 15:22

or their range of underwear

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tristaleejac · 20/03/2009 15:23

I think I'll get all DS's pants and do a huge load and hang them all out!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 20/03/2009 15:23

Ginger - oooohhh you naughty girl!!

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tristaleejac · 20/03/2009 15:26

I've had 4 runny eggs this pg. They were delicious, even more so because I was being naughty

Juwesm · 20/03/2009 15:31

I had a runny egg last week. It was supposed to be hard, but I didn't cook it for long enough so was still deliciously runny and I ate it anway! And I don't care!

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