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Due April 2009: Episode 19 - We had sex in July!! The curse of the slummy mummy!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 11/03/2009 20:02

so the orgy thread begins

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BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 21:26

Back to BB and Nutty now. I really feel the need to get to the bottom of this and I am finding these postings very helpful.

I got her through a good agency and paid £400. She was really quite teenagery at first, leaving me to come home to a messy house with her stuff all over the hall and so on, not doing the jobs on her sheet in anything like the time she was supposed to, etc, moaning to me as I was on my way out of the door in the morning that the kids had run out of clean clothes when it was her who hadn't washed them, etc, so they spent a lot of time coaching her on the phone and generally sorting her out, which helped a lot.

She then came to me and said how much she appreciated being with us and what a good host family we were, which was nice, as I believe she genuinely meant it. I know we're a good billet because other APs have discussed their friends' host families with us and we seem to compare quite favourably.

But I think the reality of APs is that they are not the most go-getting of people in the first place, so there are always going to be tensions, just as there are when two women are in a household. So I am always trying to keep that in mind when judging them. On this occasion (and DH has come back with further intelligence now) the bag the tub was supplied in broke, so she apparently cycled two miles back into town to find a replacement and then cycled like a maniac to get back here on time (or so she thought) and when I then had a go, felt hard done by because she thought she had given it her best shot.

All that having been said, I am like BB, I was not always together in my early 20s but I did pull my socks up when things mattered. For example I was already working for Time Life in the holidays and if you got something wrong there it could cost hundreds of thousands of dollars so you learned fast how to be reliable.

BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 21:32

Onto thrush now. I think it might be a case of putting some upmarket vinegar in the bath, and then soaking, and showering it all off afterwards.

Or I suppose it might be possible to get some Senselle lube and put a few drops of vinegar in that and experiment by inserting it directly. I will see if I can find out what the concentration of AciGel was.

surprisenumber3 · 13/03/2009 21:35

vinegar? sounds like it might sting a bit, am desperate though, would try anything!

Thanks Boff

BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 21:36

Ok, it looks like 1 drop of vinegar to 19 drops of gel.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 21:37

Boffin - sorry but why the heck did she not say that in the first place rather than being truculent about it with her "it was only 5 mins" ????? sounds like a thought up excuse IMO now she's had a bit of time to think about it and is facing the prospect of possibly loosing her job.

I lived with a family (they were good enough to take me in) at the same age as your AP for 3 years. I was asked to look after the kids during weekends away and do babysitting and stuff i also pulled my weight round the house and did a full time job. i was asked by the family to stop diong so much as evryone was relying on me too much, and they didnt think it was fair?!? if i can do this for free just because i was gratefull for the roof over my head then there is no reason in this world that she cannot do the job you PAY her well for.

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surprisenumber3 · 13/03/2009 21:39

thanks boff glad to see there are natural remedies rather than have to call MW etc to see what I can use.

Your situation with the AP sounds a pain that you don't need at the moment. Have no experience with AP's but surely she should be doing what she's paid for!

BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 21:44

Or 1 tsp lemon juice to 1/2 pint cooled boiled water.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 21:48

Boffin - funny that shes not telling you this direct but trying to creep round your DH instead knowing he will be softer on her due to him being the opposite sex and naturally cant deal with weepy women (tis most men, i'm generalising here).Gah the girl winds me up, lazy, sneaky cow.

sorry but she is.

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BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 21:49

Nutty, fancy a job???

I think the fact that she had cycled all over the city looking for a replacement plastic bag kind of exonerated her in her own eyes. So she was kind of doing what she is paid for in a way, and trying to use her initiative, which is something I have been on at her about. Hence my exasperation came as a shock to her.

She baked us little cakes for dessert tonight which may have been a peace offering.

BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 21:50

She is telling DH because I basically told her to fuck off, but in more polite terms!!

BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 21:53

Blardy hell people are difficult.
I should have been a nun in a silent order. I am sure that would have been easier.
Does MN count as being silent???

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 21:54

Boffin - as long as you dont mind having 2 extra kids around and an extra dh, i'm there lol

still think its a lame excuse, plastic bags are everywhere.

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BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 21:54

FFS Surprise, don't use vinegar neat!!!!!

BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 21:55

Your DD sounds so lovely that it would be a pleasure. I have a loft full of little girl stuff, remember.

BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 21:55

Nutty, has she played with her dressing up box things yet????

Schulte · 13/03/2009 21:56

Evening ladies

WFH - I thought I had seen that lady somewhere before

Finally caught up but now it's time to go to bed... typical.

No news from the labouring ladies then?

Saw MW yesterday and she commented on my neat little bump and thinks I am having another smallish baby, hurrah! She wasn't quite sure though which was the baby's head and which the bum... she's been a midwife for 20 years, WTF?

She also said there is currently a 5 week delay in getting the HiP forms so she'll try and beg some from another midwife who's already received hers... I tell you, I am going to miss out!

Anyway, good luck to OddEyes and BabyPringle and whoever else decides to give birth in the next 24 hours!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 21:56

communal living here we come

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BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 21:58

Hello Schulte
Maybe it has two heads????

surprisenumber3 · 13/03/2009 21:58

I won't Boff!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 21:58

nice bathroom boff taps are particularly nice i must say

yep she was in her fairy costume today, wore it to school for RND

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 22:00

Hey Schulte, still no news, what a nightmare about the HIP forms

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BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 22:01

Nutty I knew we should have bought the commune place.

Today's house porn commune suggestion

BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 22:03

xposts

Even have a working heated towel rail now, donchaknow??

Do you have a piccie of DD in the costume??

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 22:04

ooooohhhhhh thats gorgeous!

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BoffinMum · 13/03/2009 22:06

Thought you would like that.
We can have a whip around and put all our SMP in the pot, and surely easily afford it ...

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