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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 16:46

here we go

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bronze · 18/02/2009 12:05

Ok just don't mention it on here cos it was spreading

I'm trying to get my head around the idea that Boff is Kirsty young.

Interestingly the non thread about buying child labour made products actually isnt too far from a real debate thats been going on. The conclusion of which is that fair trade is of course better but don't just suddenly stop buying cheap stuff altogether as people will start to suffer.Do it gradually and systems will have to change

Also wine bottles with real corks are better!

I've been sorting this morning as well as stripping (wallpaper sadly) and I came across an old school report which said ' she joins in class discussions, particularly recent sessions which have been on conservation issues.' so it seems its not as new a thing for me as I thought as that was when I was 10.

Oh and sweet innocent me has no idea on bibbling smurfing or teabagging and I really dont dare google them.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 12:06

lol there are many andrews in the country, it cant be the same one.

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SpringySunshine · 18/02/2009 12:09

Although I've heard the word 'bibbling' before, I'm still at a loss as to what it means, to be honest. It sounds a bit onomatopoeic, which scares me

From urbandictionary:

SMURFING

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

teabagging

The act of repeatedly lowering one's ballsack onto another person's head/forehead. Ususally performed by male strippers on clients.

(There's also the definition of 'teabagging' where it's dipping the testicles into someone's mouth, but that is not what DP's done to me! I only have a dainty little mouth, for a start )

conkertree · 18/02/2009 12:09

boff being Kirsy Young? i've missed a lot obviously by skimming instead of reading - sure thats some sort of joke though is it?

PuzzleRocks · 18/02/2009 12:10

Nutty - Phew, no.

Springy - Wouldn't be uncomfortable for me, I worked with two women he had slept with before we hooked up. I would say he was the office slut but actally everyone was at it and he was qute chaste compared to some. That's what happens when 95% of the workforce are undeer 30. .

bronze · 18/02/2009 12:10

twas another thread

on that note seeing as that lot are all elsewhere Boffin what county are you?

PuzzleRocks · 18/02/2009 12:12

Oh lord, so many typos.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 12:13

Bibbling 2 up, 1 down
To pucker your mouth, exhale and move your index finger up and down in contact with your mouth, producing a strange noise similar to a fat man on a lumpy bus.
The idiot sat in the corner bibbling whilst his house was smashed by a rabid sheep.

from urban dictionary

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PuzzleRocks · 18/02/2009 12:13

I burned all my school reports along with my anything else that reminded me of THAT PLACE. Funny now to think if we are still here when DD is 11 I will be desperate to get her a place there.

bronze · 18/02/2009 12:15

this was primary my secondary ones are long gone

rabid sheep? that happen a lot then?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 12:17

Bronze - dunno being welsh i only look at sheep from the back

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SpringySunshine · 18/02/2009 12:19

Puzzle, you saying that really made me miss working in my old office (not for sex reasons, honestly ) because it was just so much fun being a bunch of young people spending our whole lives either working or at the pub. Even lunchtimes were spent at the pub. Ahhh, those were the days [wistful]

I am still good friends with one of DP's exes. I have even heard them having sex whilst staying at her house (I didn't steal him from her, or anything like that!). It's funny more than anything else - I know far too many intimate details of their relationship, & knew her (very underwhelming!) version of what he was like in bed long before I ever touched him. I managed to disgust him the other day by telling him that her favourite snack is a lump of cheese with jam on it (does anybody else do this? I refuse to try it on principle, but apparently it's quite common!) & kept describing in vivid detail about how he's probably snogged her when she'd just eaten it

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 12:20

thats the genneral consensus anyway lol

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SpringySunshine · 18/02/2009 12:20

Nutty, your sheep comment just made me nearly die laughing. I was going to make a comment about the rabid sheep / Welsh thing, but I wasn't going to go at it from, er, that angle.

So to speak.

PuzzleRocks · 18/02/2009 12:21

I do have my reception 1st year primary spelling book. You know the one where you ask teacher for help and they write it down so you have it for future reference. The first entry on the A page is Andrew.
God I could bang on about Andrew all day.

Schulte · 18/02/2009 12:24

Jam on cheese.... yum... was just wondering what to have for lunch!

PuzzleRocks · 18/02/2009 12:26

Springy - It was a media company in the middle of Soho and was a fantastically fun three years of my life. It took my liver and lungs a long time to recover after I left though. They got bought out by a global and everything went horribly corporate and bureaucratic.

DD had a bagel with jam for elevenses yesterday and wanted a bit of cheese on top. I thought it pretty gross too.

Schulte · 18/02/2009 12:32

Strong cheddar with quince jelly... roquefort with cranberries... manchego with honey... hmmmmmmmmmmm

bronze · 18/02/2009 12:34

nutty- and I thought yu were a bit more adventurous in bed field

bronze · 18/02/2009 12:35

brie and cranberry mmmj

conkertree · 18/02/2009 12:38

all this andrew talk - have to add in my tuppenceworth - have a nephew andrew so he obviously doesnt count, but dh's brother is Andrew and sampled his wares (although in a reasonably innocent teenage way) before getting together with dh - but if dh is reading this cause i know he's at home probably bored today as ds is not feeling well - that particular Andrew was nowhere near as good as a Neil .

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 12:40

Bronze lol i am, just not with sheep you can get rabies and everything ya'know lol

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 12:41

I will be sticking to my Chris ta

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SpringySunshine · 18/02/2009 12:43

Oh, brie... Mmmmmm.

Puzzle, in the middle of Soho? How exciting! Ours was in a very posh little corner of Birmingham where none of us should have ever been allowed to work (it was full of proper banking types who disapproved greatly of our general enjoyment of life, never mind going to work still drunk from the night before ), but nothing as good as Soho.

& conker! You dark horse!

PuzzleRocks · 18/02/2009 12:44

Oh now cranberry and red leicester I do get.

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