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Due April 2009 - Episode 13 - Springy's getting married in the morning, Ding Dong the April mums will shine (or at least swell some more!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 16:46

here we go

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 11:03

I have had a bit of an andrew, twas an interesting experience to say the least

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KittyCatIsGettingFat · 18/02/2009 11:05

OMG that Washersaurus woman is on a mission!! What a dreadfully hoity-toity self-satisfied cow she is... sooooo glad she's not in our Happy group...

Shall we start an Andrew appreciation thread - or do you think the wives of Johns and Peters will stone us???

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 11:05

ProFannySawUs I WANT ONE OF THOSE!!!!!

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Claireykitten · 18/02/2009 11:05

Well I am feeling like quite a happy bunny now, I think that apart from a few bits n pieces clothing wise and my hospital bag stuff I am now sorted!

Last week I ordered the moses basket Boffin recommended and a widgey cushion which arrived on Monday, we had already got our bargain pushchair a couple of weeks ago and this morning I have bought the changing bag I linked to yesterday plus some clips so I can attach it to the pushchair and have had an email conversation with a lovely ebay lady for her to make me 2x pushchair liners out of black fur and black fleece and 2x harness pads all for £28 delivered which I think is quite reasonable of her so I just need to wait for her to get the fleece material in now and then I think I have got everything I wanted to get for this baby I am really pleased with myself!

Claireykitten · 18/02/2009 11:07

I dont think you really need one do you Smutty!!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 11:10

I may not need one, this is true but the fact that i did not know about fabulous words like Japery, Smurfing and Bibbery makes mee feel like i dont have a full arse-nel i need to keep up with the lingo!

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PuzzleRocks · 18/02/2009 11:24

Nutty - I think I have to know what you mean by "interesting". Spill please.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 11:29

lets just say that the andrew i was with taught me a thing or 2 (and had rather a wide girth)

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Schulte · 18/02/2009 11:37

What, is Washersaurus still going on? No waaaay! Must go and have a look!

Schulte · 18/02/2009 11:40

Nutty - look here for the Profanisaurus: www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/b.htm

SpringySunshine · 18/02/2009 11:40

Bleu, I wish that was a prophecy of my wedding Hanging about with you lot in flowing dresses whilst not having to be pregnant anymore... Sounds fab

Painting the hall? You have the most manic nesting instinct I've ever heard of! When will it end?

LuLu, I imagine you've already discovered what 'smurfing' is by the time I scroll up, but you just reminded me of our word 'smubes', which refers to the bits of fluff from DP's rubbish blue towel that collect around his gentleman's area after a shower Sadly, I've also been 'smurfed' by him. & teabagged. Both in jest, not because he thought it was sexy, I hasten to add. But yes, I'm a lucky woman Oh! And I was telling him about our fanjo / manjo / mangina thread the other night & before I could get anywhere with explaining it, he said 'you can't call it a manjo, a manjo would be this!' & demonstrated his best mangina for me I'm marrying him the day after tomorrow (!) & I'm sure we can all see why

This is also the man who made me cup his testicles last night so that I could feel them moving of their own accord (seriously, what's with that?) so I didn't keep light-heartedly telling him off for 'touching himself' when he was rearranging them.

Ooh, I do love the mischievous thread titles Genius

I'm sorry to see that you feel uncomfortable, bronze As everyone's said already, that really wasn't the intention - & whatever happens Out There doesn't carry over into our cosy little thread. This is still a safe place. Actually, I think that's something that most MNers agree on - you can be kicking off at someone on one thread & joking with them on another at the same time. & the principle is even more obvious here, because we are all such good friends - & although I haven't yet read all of the thread, I doubt it got too bad between any of us lot at all...?

I genuinely appreciated that thread, to be honest, & will read it all in a minute - I do find it very strange that disposables should be apologised for, or blushed at. Before MN I never even considered an alternative, & with my next babies (haha, plural ) I really may use washables / reusables / whatever the proper term is. But as it is I'm a bit daunted by the whole parenting thing anyway, mostly because it's just unknown (I'm really inexperienced with actually looking after babies, because of my childless peers, etc) & I don't want to add using nappies that I don't know about or understand to the list. I'm sure they probably are quite simple & not that much hassle, as that's what everyone's saying - but I'm currently scared by the amount of work involved in disposables, so... It was just nice to have somewhere where all the shameful disposable nappy users could 'admit' it without the need to in front of the MN jury.

mathsmummy, I would be so proud of your school report! Downright minx! I've had some good comments in my time, but that's just amazing One of my favourites of my own was from my PE teacher in year 7: 'Often sits down in lessons, which is obviously a worrying sign.'

As for Andrews, the most enthusiastic, sweetest man at our NCT meetings (apart from my beloved) is called Andrew - maybe you're onto something. I was almost a wife of a Peter (& spent 4 years with him, most of that time convinced that we'd get married & have children... Very glad we didn't) & the sex was virtually non-existent (only when he ran out of excuses & could actually get it up) / awful when it did happen. His mum would've also been one of the worst MILs in the world, I'm sure. She would've actually given Nutty's a run for her money, if not beaten her. Pete himself was (& still is, I'm sure) a lovely chap, but I really am glad to be out of it, with hindsight He certainly wasn't one of your fabled Andrews

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 11:43

Just to clear something up

from my point of view, you are all entitled to do what you want regarding the rearing of your child be it washable/disposable, FF/BF fruitshoot/water. I think that whatever works best for you and your child is the best way to do things irrespective of my or anyone elses views. Being a parent is hard enough on its own without any other rubbish getting in the way. There are options for everything out there so that we have choices, which is good as not one thing works for all, we are all entitled to choose and do as we wish. The world would be boring and difficult if there was only one way to be or do things.

I respect people for their decisions and would never purpously seek to undermine or critisise anything anyone chooses to do. I'm on this thread/site for support and friendship (and to offer that back to others too) nothing more nothing lees. I dont come on here to judge or be judged.

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 11:48

Schulte - thank you

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SpringySunshine · 18/02/2009 11:50

"tadpole yoghurt euph. A dressing to accompany a sausage sandwich (qv)."

That's almost as bad as 'porridge gun'

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 11:54

Springy ROLF at your dh and smubes and smurfing and teabagging(i know what that one is ) great choice of husband imo.

sounds similar to mine tbh demonstrating manginas for me and making me feel his self moving balls is definately something he would do

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BabyBolat · 18/02/2009 11:54

Schultes LOL - where do you find these things - really you lot are tainting my innocent mind....

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 11:56

Bovrille Bullets

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conkertree · 18/02/2009 11:56

damn it - posted and its gone.

not that i had a huge amount to say but just some comments on the last 24 hours. oh well never mind.

hi anyway.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 11:57

ROFL Bum Goblin

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SpringySunshine · 18/02/2009 11:57

Nutty, I'm fairly sure our men are long-lost brothers, actually

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 11:58

Hey Conker

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SpringySunshine · 18/02/2009 11:58

Oh conker, how annoying Never mind - stay & play with the naughty dictionary

& BB, shush it up, you're not fooling anyone

How are your BH today?

PuzzleRocks · 18/02/2009 12:00

OMG Nutty was it my husband?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 12:01

Puzzle ROFL has he ever lived in swansea?

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SpringySunshine · 18/02/2009 12:03

Well this could get very awkward if you've just uncovered a massive coincidence

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