Due April 2009 - Episode 13 - Springy's getting married in the morning, Ding Dong the April mums will shine (or at least swell some more!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

here we go

cranberry on any cheese is yummy

hee you girls are making me laugh!

I have not had an Andrew but was close to marrying a terry and spent a long time with a tommy once but have to say i am glad I went further afield!!

Oooh I love ANYTHING with cheese at the moment - cheese and beef are the things I love the most!!!

See Puzzle all my work colleagues are girls, married or gay - so there has never been much chance for office whoopy-doo! Although in my last company (run by a married couple) the wife did run off with a female actress we were using once) and then came back and ran off with another female client.... as well as a lot of extra-marital goings on with female members of the company we shared offices with (bless their poor children!!!)

Anyway....

i'm a bit slow on the uptake obvoiously as i just re read that post ......CONKER!?!

OMG - brothers!!!!Just clicked too!!

I feel left out... never as much as a sniff at an Andrew

lol - finally i can join the ranks of the smutty talk .

long story but basics are that dh is a youthworker who worked in my town - fancied the pants off him right from the first time i saw him. as i was technically a yuff myself, obviously nothing could happen despite my teenage fantasies.

he was a bit of a flirt with lots of people, and to be frank - not many eligible young men made it as far north as i lived, so there quite a few interested parties, so had no idea whether i was in with a shot or not. anyway his brother was after a rather drunken night at an aftershow party for a play we were both in - would have much rathered that dh walked me home, but his tart of a brother did instead...

luckily didnt take it too far as that would be rather embarrassing now since dh and i finally got together the summer just before i moved away to uni. and so a happy ending albeit with a slightly more graphic knowledge of my bil's anatomy than i would perhaps have chosen in a perfect world

Go Conker!!!

BB - we shared office with an agency run by a married couple until the wife ran off with a female client... could it be that we know each other...???

as we are sharing

office bonking is fun though only if you dont have a relationship with the obsessive one, fall in love with the just a shag who is ashamed of you regardless of how good you try to be yet is quite happy to bonk you anywhere and everywhere but denies you a relationship cos "theres no way i could introduce you to my parents", and sneak out of the anothers house at 6am after a hard night out and in have one hours sleep then go to work on several occasions (and hurt said bloke by not staying??). Oh and be chased by the other guy who wanted to steal me from the obbsessive one cos he apparently saw me first????

not in that order or all at the same time i hasten to add

lol that was a crazy 2 years (wouldnt think it goes on in law firms would you lol)

oh god i sound like a tramp now..... though in my defence i was going through my crazy drunken phase which prepared me to settle down into married bliss and family life

You haven't Nutty... I am sitting here waiting for BB to reply because I am soooo curious!

Can't stay & share now, as I'm just dashing out to finish wedding things in town (nothing like being calm & collected with plenty of time to spare), but please do continue

One of my worst things, off the top of my head, is that I gave a BJ in school once. I was in lower sixth, so 17 - it wasn't too dodgy in terms of underage or anything, but I dread to think what would've happened if we'd have been caught...

I'll have a think to see what other shames I can come up with in exchange for your many entertaining stories that I'm hoping to come back to

Right. I left early in the morning after a one night stand to meet up with another guy I was having an affair with at the same time. The one night stand then turned into a bit of an affair as well but I still managed to sleep with a third guy in between everything. I did hate myself for it.

You are indeed a total tramp, Nutty.

Re: Office pash, like the one who sleeps with you but tells you regularly you are not 'the one' and he will know 'the one' when 'the one' arrives, then when 'the one' does arrive she looks like a total middle aged dog and behaves like his mother.

Close shave there.

I gave DH a really magnificent BJ in my red Nissan Micra parked outside the House of Commons once, before we were married. I think that may have been a big factor in the subsequent proposal, actually.

Happy days.

lol

Schulte, you are impressively naughty. Was it enjoyable or fraught?

Well number 3 was a total failure... I shouldn't have. Everything else was a LOT of fun. (calls) BB where are you?

Also if I remember correctly, they did know of each other...

I think I must be more innocent than I had considered before.

Sorry, bloody work distracting me from more important things!!!

Schultes was said office in Richmond? How exciting!!

I was the other woman for 6 months [shamed face!!] and I knew about it was just to silly to stop it! and attracted by the, lets just say adventurous bedroom antics!!

Schulte - you minx!!

Oh my word. I go out for a morning and everyone is sharing their trampiest trampiness?

Moi, je suis a respectable married woman. None of these naughty shenanigans round here!

(Or at least none that I can bring myself to type out stone cold sober with DD clambering over my lap)

Boffin, I see your micra and raise you a double decker bus!!!