Due April 2009 - Episode 13 - Springy's getting married in the morning, Ding Dong the April mums will shine (or at least swell some more!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

here we go

Got the giggles again Puzzle.

Schulte I have definitely done more skinny dipping than cow tipping.

Oh my god

Well I'll definitely go out and find some cows when we're on summer holiday!

Schulte - I'm with you on the skinny dipping... MUCH more fun on a night out - although in Cape Town you have to watch out for the sharks...

Re Bush Diving - the boys used to do that at university, they thought they were the bees knees! I have some great memories of seriously drunken students falling over themselves... We didn't have any hedges, unfortunately, only vines on the wine farms, which would need a leetle bit too much co-ord to run along when pissed, methinks...

See!!! I told you they were twisted.

(although I really wish I hadn't clicked on that link, thanks Schulte)

I'm impressed. I think it would be quite something if DH could open a bottle of wine with his. Would make dinner parties more fun.

Puzzle - I reckon you could charge a pretty high hourly rate for his services if he could do that.

Nice little earner!

Thing that intrigues me is how did he farmer get the boar to...?

Schulte I believe you need to wear large wellies and pop the hind legs of the beast into the legs

(or so I'm told...)

Schulte - OMG that pig story is too much!! It bends? Really??? OOOOOOOW that must have HURT!!!

How on earth did he get the pig to "mount" him in the first place???

some questions are best left unanswered Schulte lol

LuLu!!!!! how do you know this stuff ????

Lulu - how on EARTH would you know that???

Well I'm assuming that with boars it's roughly the same technique as sheep. Surely you can shed some light on that, or you aren't a smutty Taff after all!

Going to ask DH about it over dinner...

well i may be a smuttytaff but i can honestly say i have no idea how you would obtain carnal knowledge of farmyard animals

Anyway, tis time for me to disappear and create some supper for DH. He is travelling across the country to make sure we can enjoy an evening meal together (which happens once in a blue moon at the mo).

Laters ladies x

Schulte - great dinnertime conversation

-love
-yes
-did you know that a pig has a corkscrew penis, orgasms for 30 mins and can damage a male farmers rectal wall.
-uhhhh
-do you by any chance know how the boar would mount said farmer?
-i'm going down the pub love i've gone off my tea

Night LuLu enjoy x

I love the pic puzzle made me giggle to much.
I dreading the other link

I love the comment on that page '

So basically, when you have sex with a boar you're getting screwed.'

maybe the farmer just put a cork in it

That pig penis picture was certainly unexpected

Oh good grief, Schulte I did not expect to read the sentence 'Traumatic anal intercourse with a pig' when I woke up this morning! It reminds me of how, if you're to have sex with a male dog, you have to wait about 20 minutes after he's ejaculated before you can withdraw his penis, because there's a 'knot' type thing on it that swells & will tear you if you try to release yourself before it's 'deflated'. Just in case you ever need to know

Love the 'getting screwed'

And on that swollen note, I'm off to bed with DH... should make for some interesting roleplay... [naughty ]

springy

ok i dont need to know how any of you guys know this ..........i so do not deserve my smutty name lol i may disrobe lol