Due April 2009 - Episode 13 - Springy's getting married in the morning, Ding Dong the April mums will shine (or at least swell some more!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

here we go

On pigs, I read somewhere that it's not just pigs tails that are curly. Apparently boy pigs are endowed with curly, errr manjos.

Or at least shaped a bit like a corkscrew.

ok winding up a pig could be taken in far too many ways now .....

pig peniss penii? are really really long

I am tempted to google, but I have no idea how I would explain it away if DH happened to look at my 'search history'

"Dear, would you take this bottle out to the pig pen for corkage please, theres a love"

Ha ha ha ha ha... thump

That's me falling off the couch cos I'm pMSL at cowtipping!!! I missed out! Gonna find me some Surrey cows RIGHT now...

Plus have visions of all these hugely pregnant women, all over the UK, crawling through muddy fields sneaking up on the cows... tee hee hee!

you're going to tell me next you've never been hedge surfing

Smutty, that is an excellent headline

Puzzle, I'm not sure when I'll be signing off, really. I will speak to my mum shortly & find out when the family's coming up - I shall be with them tomorrow afternoon / evening, so won't be around from then. I'm not sure about exact times. I'll probably be here until dragged away, though

& oh dear, on to pigs now, are we? Then I don't suppose I can not mention that bit of trivia about a pig's orgasm lasting 30 minutes, can I?

i've bush dived, thats pretty much the same non?

... I am awaiting clarification of that before I comment further, Nutty

oh bum, didn't realise how that seemed!! for clarification bush diving is different to muff diving

phew - I thought this thread was taking a whole new direction just then

why do you know all these intimate pig details btw peoples????? hmmm????

I was waiting too.

Bush diving = diving (or being thrown) into green leafy plant type bush.

hedge surfing is when you get a nicely trimmed hedge with a flat top and you have to run along the top. Best to be very drunk and have big feet.

hedge surfing is when you get a nicely trimmed hedge with a flat top and you have to run along the top. Best to be very drunk and have big feet.

whoops
back soon off to watch its not easy being green

30 minutes Springy! Not bad! Is it the curled penis that does it? (Gets thinking... )

pig penis

So that's what Brits get up to when they're young is it? Cow tipping, bush diving and hedge surfing? In my part of Germany it's skinny dipping.

lol puzzle

Puzzle ROFL

500 posts in one day!!!!!! impressive!!!