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Due April 2009 - Episode 13 - Springy's getting married in the morning, Ding Dong the April mums will shine (or at least swell some more!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 17/02/2009 16:46

here we go

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LuLuBai · 18/02/2009 19:42

On pigs, I read somewhere that it's not just pigs tails that are curly. Apparently boy pigs are endowed with curly, errr manjos.

Or at least shaped a bit like a corkscrew.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 19:44

ok winding up a pig could be taken in far too many ways now .....

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bronze · 18/02/2009 19:44

pig peniss penii? are really really long

LuLuBai · 18/02/2009 19:46

I am tempted to google, but I have no idea how I would explain it away if DH happened to look at my 'search history'

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 19:47

"Dear, would you take this bottle out to the pig pen for corkage please, theres a love"

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KittyCatIsGettingFat · 18/02/2009 19:48

Ha ha ha ha ha... thump

That's me falling off the couch cos I'm pMSL at cowtipping!!! I missed out! Gonna find me some Surrey cows RIGHT now...

Plus have visions of all these hugely pregnant women, all over the UK, crawling through muddy fields sneaking up on the cows... tee hee hee!

LuLuBai · 18/02/2009 19:48
bronze · 18/02/2009 19:50

you're going to tell me next you've never been hedge surfing

SpringySunshine · 18/02/2009 19:50

Smutty, that is an excellent headline

Puzzle, I'm not sure when I'll be signing off, really. I will speak to my mum shortly & find out when the family's coming up - I shall be with them tomorrow afternoon / evening, so won't be around from then. I'm not sure about exact times. I'll probably be here until dragged away, though

& oh dear, on to pigs now, are we? Then I don't suppose I can not mention that bit of trivia about a pig's orgasm lasting 30 minutes, can I?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 19:51

i've bush dived, thats pretty much the same non?

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SpringySunshine · 18/02/2009 19:52

... I am awaiting clarification of that before I comment further, Nutty

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 19:53

oh bum, didn't realise how that seemed!! for clarification bush diving is different to muff diving

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LuLuBai · 18/02/2009 19:54

phew - I thought this thread was taking a whole new direction just then

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 19:56

why do you know all these intimate pig details btw peoples????? hmmm????

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bronze · 18/02/2009 19:56

I was waiting too.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 19:57

Bush diving = diving (or being thrown) into green leafy plant type bush.

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bronze · 18/02/2009 20:02

hedge surfing is when you get a nicely trimmed hedge with a flat top and you have to run along the top. Best to be very drunk and have big feet.

bronze · 18/02/2009 20:02

hedge surfing is when you get a nicely trimmed hedge with a flat top and you have to run along the top. Best to be very drunk and have big feet.

bronze · 18/02/2009 20:02

whoops
back soon off to watch its not easy being green

Schulte · 18/02/2009 20:06

30 minutes Springy! Not bad! Is it the curled penis that does it? (Gets thinking... )

PuzzleRocks · 18/02/2009 20:07

pig penis

Schulte · 18/02/2009 20:09

So that's what Brits get up to when they're young is it? Cow tipping, bush diving and hedge surfing? In my part of Germany it's skinny dipping.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 20:09

lol puzzle

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Schulte · 18/02/2009 20:09

Puzzle ROFL

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 18/02/2009 20:15

500 posts in one day!!!!!! impressive!!!

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