Due April 2009 - Episode 13 - Springy's getting married in the morning, Ding Dong the April mums will shine (or at least swell some more!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

here we go

Schulte, I did very similar to you (the leaving a one night stand to meet the guy you were having an affair with) with DP. I'd only slept with DP (a good friend) once at that point, then didn't see him for 3 weeks. The night before I was going to see him again I got very drunk & had a (my only) one night stand with a bloke I'd never even met before. DP told me he loved me the evening of the day I extricated myself, naked, from the other bloke's arms at stupid o'clock in the morning. DP & I have been together ever since - although we almost didn't make it (understatement of the century, missing the parts with the £150 middle of the night taxi fare & so on), as he counts it as me cheating on him. I'm still not actually sure that I do

If you're all sharing your men around, can I have a free go? As a sort of hen night type thing? (I'd probably have to agree that that may be cheating )

frekkles, I like your table top antics! Nice! & you have been through a lot this last year & of course you're going to feel scared by everything sometimes. But you will survive it & we're here for any talking through anything you need to do.

Widow! Puzzle! Widow! That made me laugh unreasonably much - don't you know I'm recovering from a cough?

As for sex after marriage, I bloody hope there's still daring sex to be had, as we never got the chance before I was already up the duff! & covert sex is somehow even more tricky when you're a beached whale

Okay, again I'm choking over the whole mixed 'Andrew' results / price list issue You lot are so great ... & now having a good chortle at 'no doubt the pets were not breastfed or something ridiculous' Oh God, because of this thread, I just snorted with laughter when DP told me that he loved me out of the blue. I was already quite giggly & somehow that seemed like the appropriate reaction. Whoops

I'm getting excited at all this talk of meet ups - I'll be travelling the country to get to as many as possible. Kiddo will be well journeyed on various trains very early in life.

Bleu, very clever of your mum to con you into thinking that cleaning up after her was a treat & don't think that I didn't notice your comment about naughty American boys earlier! Spill!

& Boffin, don't bring up Nutty being drunk around sheep after this morning's shocking admission

It's 20 Boff and I stick to it every time.

I have been very productive today, despite becoming convinced that I'm about to give birth before I get chance to get married - I was trying to go around town, but kept having vaguely painful BH & thinking I was going to be sick at any moment. I spent a lot of time getting a wet bottom sitting on various benches trying to compose myself through hot flushes & uterine contractions, & dashing to toilets to empty my bowels again

In the end I just bought a pack of nappies, telling myself that if I at least pretended to be vaguely prepared for having a baby he'd leave me alone, & he pretty much has now. I'm already entering into psychological warfare with this child; it doesn't bode well!

So today, I think I've finally got everything sorted for the wedding, except I want to get my sister (bridesmaid) a small gift to say thank you & couldn't find anything today. Still, there's always tomorrow

I'm still a bit that I'm actually ready to get married now. I have to go & have a second quick fitting with my dress tomorrow (it should be perfectly fine & ready to be picked up, but just in case it needs fine-tuning) & can collect the cake tomorrow if I want to, as well. Madness!

Baaaaaaa

Is that the language of love?

was going to say it isnt drunk in charge of a sheep nutty might get arrested fo

ROFL

well as i live in Brizzle now am more likely to get done for cow tipping

whilst drin'ing thy ci'dr an' driv'in my trac'or innit

I can just picture you on the local news

Dh is quite pleased with the hall Even though I didn't get the ceiling touched up.
He said, 'hey! I thought you were tired and pregnant?! how did you manage to do all that?' So pleased I made him happy.

Breaking News

Mad Drunk Woman in charge of a tractor tips cow whilst being poised behind fluffy innocent sheep

Springy - When will you be signing off for wedding time so i'm around to wish you well?

lol
Cow tipping... past time of many drunk young teens back home

Cow tipping??? I don't think we have that in Cape Town... can someone elaborate? Thanks!

Springy - so excited for you.

I am nesting in a big way - painting, moving furniture, putting up pictures and (god forbid) cleaning.

Went to see GP today and she said the head's engaged ....oh dear. V unusual in second pregnancies apparently. No early arrivals as I worte down all the stuff I had to do before DD2 arrives and it's minimum 2 weeks!

creep up on a cow when its asleep (on its feet) and push, cow falls over.

not good for milk yield

Kitty when cows are asleep you can apparently push on the side and they just tip over.

Despite currently finding myself in rural Zummerrrzet I've never actually tried, but if you just give me a mo I'll pop up the lane to the field with the cows in and give it a go (I'll see if I can upturn some sheep too on the way).

Bronze i see you have some experience in the field !!!! lol

Its pigs round this way. Cant say I fancy winding up a pig

oooh maths - what do you mean it's unusual in second pregnancies for head to be engaged.

I'm sure I keep feeling this one's head down there. But I think it pops out again. Feet are definitely under my ribs on the right hand side most of the time. Tap dancing.

When is Barbarelly having hers? Surely soon! Did she say around 34 weeks? That would be next week.

LuLu - oh no i have visions of you in jelaba (sp?) going on a cow tipping escapade now lol

LOL

Not actually in a jalaba right now (DD made me spill a coffee down it so it's looking rather yucky). Instead I am in a large floral tent like nightie from the granny section of M&S. Also yucky, but clean.

It's pretty dark in the lanes around here. No one would see me. Probably

Bronze - how the heck do you wind up a pig? ROLF by the tail prehaps?? have visions of wind up toy kind of thing lol